Normally I'm Chris P and I think I'll be back to that name soon. But the P has nothing to do with Precision and Chris P. has nothing to do with Crispy, though some friends call me Crispy.
My real name is Chris Dekker, or Chris P. Dekker. I was born in a very small village and there's another Chris Dekker there. We don't look like eachother, but we're bot into musical things. He organizes a rock festival and so do I. So a lot of people confused the both of us, so in this village he's Chris H. Dekker and I am Chris P. Dekker. Or just Chris H. and Chris P. But every year people call me to ask me about his festival and people call him to ask him about mine.
The nicest one:
One day I had to take pictures of two girls for something. Nothing special, not pornographic, but they had to wear something sexy. Long story;) One of the girls decided to call me, but she called the other Chris. You can imagine what the reaction of his girlfriend was when a strange girl called her with the message that Chris, her boyfriend, would take pictures of her and what sexy thing she had to wear!:D
Of course there was a fight:) To make things worse the girl left her phone number. Chris H. called back very confused and het got her father.... ....who was one of his business partners, so confusion was even worse:) After a while Chris H. tought of me, I settled everything and Chris H. is married to that girlfriend now.
The there are some other confusing things:
There's a soccer (our national sports) trainer in Holland called Chris Dekker. Sometimes fans of this club mail me or add me to MSN. Once 42 a day!!!!
There's a doctor in Alkmaar where I worked called Chris Dekker. A female colleague thought she had a heart atack. Gladly she hadn't, so no bad ending. I called 911 and I said: This is Chris Dekker in Alkmaar and I need an ambulance.
The girl asked about diagnosises I made and so. I just yelled: There's someone dying so send an ambulance!
But she kept on asking about diagnosises and so and later on it appeared she though she spoke to the MD Chris Dekker.
And I think there are like 5 Chris Dekkers near where I live.
So that's why I am/was Chris P.
