World's deepest water marine fish found

[Barklessdog]

Found almost 8 miles (7.7 Kilometers) below the Pacific Ocean

[uwe]

Nonsense, that ain't fish, but a cum shot from a whale. Sperm whale to be exact - hence the name. These mammals are well-known to penetrate even the greatest depths.

[Dave W]

"equivalent to 1,600 elephants standing on the roof of a Mini car."

Now if the pressure really were that great, these would be flat fish. Flat and very dead.

[sniper]

they kinda remind me of my second ex

[uwe]

"equivalent to 1,600 elephants standing on the roof of a Mini car."

Now if the pressure really were that great, these would be flat fish. Flat and very dead.

Never one to question your profound knowledge of physics, but wouldn't they be even deader if you brought them up to the surface from such a depth? They'd be dead, but not flat. More burst. But we really would have to bring one of those albino tadpoles up for respectable scientific proof.