That means classic Gold Tops will return en masse because anything Elon touches turns to ...
The
Firebird X will be resurrected first though by him, he thought it was a promising, all too soon abandoned idea that should be taken further. And all
Xibson fretboards from the newly named facility in
Muskville will be factory-treated with
Musk Oil from now on.
New advertisements will be rolled out on social media referring to Fender players as "
pedo guys" - though not in a literal sense of course and only as free speech-protected general marketplace of opinions discussion.
Rumors about
Epiphone's imminent renaming as
Elonphone remain unconfirmed at time of printing.
