Bat Sex Finally Revealed ...

[uwe]

This belongs here, woke bats doing it non-penetratively:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/nov/20/caught-not-quite-in-the-act-church-cameras-reveal-bat-sex-ritual

Maybe they were teenage bats lacking hands-on experience?

The male's erect penis is enormous and ends with a heart-shaped head
that is seven times wider than the female's vagina.

[Ken]

This is like porn for bats. Hot.

[uwe]

[TBird1958]

This belongs here, woke bats doing it non-penetratively:



Maybe they were teenage bats lacking hands-on experience?

The male's erect penis is enormous and ends with a heart-shaped head
that is seven times wider than the female's vagina.

Seven times wider - Now I'm moister than an Oyster 

[uwe]

... moister than an oyster ...

Such poetic beauty! 


The discovery puts Ozzy's infamous 'bat incident' now 41 years ago in a different light. What EXACTLY was he attempting to do and where did it all go wrong?!

[gearHed289]

The LBO - Come for the butt sex, stay for the bat sex.

[Ken]

But didn't sex with bats start the pandemic?

[Pilgrim]

Bat sex, nananananananana bat sex.....

[uwe]

But didn't sex with bats start the pandemic?

Yup, the Chinese were going to drop them from planes large scale to sex-starved enemy soldiers - biological warfare. Yet keeping them from flying away while at the same time not having them hit the ground like a dead weight proved problematic.