Germany, land of romance

[Dave W]

Germany: Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry

[Ken]

Textbook definition of romance.

[westen44]

It sounds like love at first sight. 

[OldManC]

I hope Uwe is alright!

[Dave W]

I hope Uwe is alright!

Better check and see if he has any pantyhose markings on his head.

[Basvarken]

He's been suspiciously quiet last few days...

[TBird1958]

That's where those pantyhose went, thank god they've been found!

[uwe]

Come on, give the poor guy some rope!

I also would like to refresh your memory, liebe Amerikaner, how one of your former Vice Presidents and author of The American Family: Discovering the Values That Make Us Strong remarked that "all American families need more bondage". Tie yourself in a knot about it.




So we are just belatedly following trends from America, like we always do! 

And who said bondage and romance don't work?

[Alanko]

Apparently this guy's safe word was "Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung".

[uwe]

You spelled it wrong, Alan! Why that wasteful hyphen that only makes it easier to understand?!

It's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung

for the motor vehicle insurance, and if you mean the insurance document itself, then it's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsschein,

finally, if you are the insurance holder, then it's of course

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaber,

unless there has been a change, in which case we have a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechsel,

which you will have to notify with a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechselanzeige.

[Rob]

Apparently this guy's safe word was "Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung".

ROFLMAO

[TBird1958]

You spelled it wrong, Alan! Why that wasteful hyphen that only makes it easier to understand?!

It's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung

for the motor vehicle insurance, and if you mean the insurance document itself, then it's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsschein,

finally, if you are the insurance holder, then it's of course

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaber,

unless there has been a change, in which case we have a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechsel,

which you will have to notify with a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechselanzeige.

What a beautiful, romantic language. 

[Pilgrim]

Dear Uncle Uwe:  Is a safe word effective if you have to present your vehicle registration while saying it?

Asking for a friend.

[uwe]

What a beautiful, romantic language. 

Ourlanguageisverystraightforwardandstrictlyfollowsthelawsoflogic. Knowingbeforehandwhatyouaregonnareadhelps.

[uwe]

Dear Uncle Uwe:  Is a safe word effective if you have to present your vehicle registration while saying it?

Asking for a friend.

Ofcourseyouneedproperidentificationoranyonecouldbesayingit!