This seems worthy of discussion

[Dave W]

Circumcision Rage Leads To Florida Bust

[Pilgrim]

Shall we sing along?

"You can't always get what you want...."

[morrow]

"Florida man" story .

[Pilgrim]

Florida is becoming increasingly "special" these days....

[uwe]

Now that story is a cut above the rest.

Enough to make one shrivel up - where that ability has been retained.


After being apprehended, Perez reportedly stated that the victim's account of the incident was correct, and that "he and his ex-boyfriend/victim were arguing over uncircumcised penis."

I don't understand the argument though, shouldn't condemnation of self-mutilation be unanimous in this day and age?

[Rob]

Now that story is a cut above the rest.

[Pilgrim]

I don't understand the argument though, shouldn't condemnation of self-mutilation be unanimous in this day and age?

Self-mutilation?  I didn't think this was usually regarded as a DIY project...?

[TBird1958]

Could we dig a trench around Florida and let drift off into Atlantic to slowly sink? 

[uwe]

Hey, we'rrrrrre not to blame!

[Pilgrim]

Hey, we'rrrrrre not to blame!

That seems like a very messy way to perform the desired operation! 

[uwe]

Good aim and a calm jaw is everything.

[westen44]

Florida can be a crazy place.  But I've been there many times for work and often on vacations, too.  If you like the ocean, the beach and women in bikinis, it can be a very enjoyable place to be.  I would like more of Florida, not less. 

[Rob]

Hey, we'rrrrrre not to blame!

Dammit!  That's a croc not a gator

[uwe]

I know it is, where gators live, there are no lungfish (unless they have also become an invasive species in the Everglades!) - this was filmed somewhere in Africa (though crocodiles also eat lungfish in Australia).

But while I was searching for a nice alligator gif, eagle-eye Pilgrim had already focused on other biological aspects and declared the reptile a circumcisor, the poor lungfish something phallic. So I was stuck with the crocodile.

Here's an alligator controlling his own population:



And a rather agile self-propelled croc here ...

[Pilgrim]

Even the guys in Blazing Saddles wouldn't have signed on for that kind of circumcision!!