The Reverse-Non-Reverse is finally done

[Basvarken]

It's the left hand that needs strength guys...

[Ken]

Speak for yourself, righty.

[TBird1958]

It's the left hand that needs strength guys...

Up your game, it feels like someone else is doing it!

[uwe]

I remember that timeless advice well, "Try left-handed, it's like someone else is doing it!" We hold these truths to be self-evident, it really should be an Amendment.

With which we have elegantly returned to the initial subject of lefties (and other minorities), having thus come full circumcision.

The Last Bass Outpost - an adult realm where nothing is quite what it seems.

[Ken]

I remember that advice well, "Try left-handed, it's like someone else is doing it!"

With which we have elegantly returned to the initial subject of lefties, having thus come full circumcision.

The Last Bass Outpost - an adult realm where nothing is quite what it seems.

Wait, so I'm not actually circumcised?

[uwe]

Any online diagnosis without a sufficient pictorial research base is bound to be mistake prone. You have already suffered enough, leftie.

[Ken]

Any online diagnosis without a sufficient pictorial research base is bound to be mistake prone. You have already suffered enough, leftie.

The struggle is real, my friend.

[uwe]

I'm not belittling things, but it comes with benefits. Statistically, you will be the first here to get a Nobel Prize and such. And you'd find handwriting Arabic, Hebrew, Urdu, Sindhi and Farsi much easier, you could pull rather than push the pen, no smudging either!

Plus there is always the afterlife, where you will be no doubt richly rewarded for all your trials and tribulations ...



I actually wonder how an octopus brain does that. Some coordination there.

[gearHed289]

I actually wonder how an octopus brain does that. Some coordination there.

They have 9. 

[Ken]

I'm not belittling things, but it comes with benefits. Statistically, you will be the first here to get a Nobel Prize and such. And you'd find handwriting Arabic, Hebrew, Urdu, Sindhi and Farsi much easier, you could pull rather than push the pen, no smudging either!

Plus there is always the afterlife, where you will be no doubt richly rewarded for all your trials and tribulations ...

Afterlife is a better bet, since statistically I'm likely to die early because of a power tool accident.  Might not be around to collect the Nobel Prize.

[uwe]

"Power tool accident", the genocidal threat of all lefties, I forgot!  Self-stabbed to death with the electric toothbrush.

BTW, I'm the type of hap- and hopeless righty whose life is generally endangered by power tools as well. My dad wouldn't even let me have a pocket knife. And based his recommendation that I study law on the following analysis: "Look, with two left hands you really don't have much of a choice. But you sure can talk yourself out of most things."

Parents and what they do to us! 

[uwe]

They have 9. 

I remember reading that somewhere else. More than you would find in any bassist then, left- or right-handed.

And I now finally understand why all octopuses dig PROG rock.

[Ken]

"Power tool accident", the genocidal threat of all lefties, I forgot!  Self-stabbed to death with the electric toothbrush.

Hence why I use manual toothbrushes.

[Ken]

I remember reading that somewhere else. More than you would find in any bassist then, left- or right-handed.

And I now finally understand why all octopuses dig PROG rock.

Octopuses definitely have the complex thinking capability to appreciate prog.

[uwe]

We should stop eating them then. Does make you feel guilty.