Science strikes again

[Dave W]

Snout clout: Larger noses equal larger penises, according to study

The mention of tallywackers brings this to mind.

[uwe]

But that's an old scientific fact!

There is a rhyme in Germany and it goes like this:

"An der Nase eines Mannes
Erkennt man seinen Johannes"

Which translates loosely as something like "Richard's nose is Dick's size."

Of course, both organs share commonalities. Not only can both smell, but their connective tissue degrades over time. While not the most tidy of appearances, the ensuing process does create an impression of increased size. Also, alas!, gravity takes its toll, with age things hang lower reinforcing the above perception.

So there is hope for all of us.

But that you only find out about this now, liebe Amerikaner, was it another thing you weren't allowed to learn at school - like the Evolution Theory?  Well, here it's more a case of devolution.

[4stringer77]

I guess that explains why Jimmy Durante seemed so chipper. Karl Malden must have been something else too. 

[Basvarken]

Rod & Ron must be happy men... 

[TBird1958]

Why do ya think they call him "Rod" 

[uwe]

Ken Hensley wins nose down.







And he made the music to prove it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZCx-Sv7KrI&list=RDEMyF8RhIOL02RhwRyxCSuG5w&start_radio=1

Groupies privileged with a second night with him would gratefully exclaim ...

[uwe]

Why do ya think they call him "Rod" 

Or the other guy "Wood".

[uwe]

Truly the nadir ... here ...


I mean ... how long can you go ...

[amptech]

Maybe Tiny Tim was not so tiny after all...

[Basvarken]

Why do ya think they call him "Rod" 

Or the other guy "Wood".

I knew I could count on you guys! 

[ilan]

I'm Jewish* and I approve this message.

__________
*but a lifelong atheist nonetheless!

[Highlander]

Hmm... two words... Geddy Lee... 

[facepalm] Apparently his nose has it's own FB page too... [/facepalm]

[uwe]

I'm Jewish* and I approve this message.

[TBird1958]

I knew I could count on you guys! 

You might expect Uwe to grow up, but it's highly unlikely I ever will.......

[uwe]

Rampaging adolescence pervades ...