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Dave W

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« on: March 28, 2021, 12:28:43 PM »
Just when I thought I'd heard everything...

Note that they say a male version will debut in the coming months. Think about it.
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Re: Teledildonics
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2021, 01:53:13 PM »


 Well, whatever it is, it's pervy enough that I can't look at it while at work!  :-*
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Re: Teledildonics
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2021, 03:26:02 PM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on March 28, 2021, 01:53:13 PM

 Well, whatever it is, it's pervy enough that I can't look at it while at work!  :-*

Try this
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Re: Teledildonics
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2021, 07:41:04 AM »
How about if they develop a product with which you can adjust the level of vibration to your liking while waiting for your food?
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Re: Teledildonics
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2021, 07:26:32 PM »
Unlike the fine GOOP products, I don't think this is a serious proposition.

That said, it would give the phrase "Would like your coffee with cream?" new lactose-free, but no quite vegan meaning.
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2021, 05:19:19 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2021, 08:08:33 AM »
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Re: Teledildonics
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2021, 11:29:50 AM »
This is going to result in some strange Pavlovian responses.
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