Cute biker chick

Dave W · March 23, 2021, 10:26:31 PM

Japanese Biker 'Goddess' With a Big Following Turns Out to Be Just a 50-Year-Old Guy Using FaceApp

uwe · March 23, 2021, 10:45:25 PM

Most despicable Japanese deception since Dec 7, '41!!!

So is that now your advice to middle-aged (and older) men hoping for an influencer career, Dave? Wouldn't my love for Deep Purple and the fact that I use a BlackBerry give me away even if I have the "cute nose-wrinkling"-thing down pat?

OTOH, you could always do a franchise - why not call it groomp ? - praising and peddling jade eggs ("Slam Dunk") and, sniff, natural fragrance ("A Day at the Fish Market") wax art.

TBird1958 · March 24, 2021, 09:25:11 AM

"A day at the Fish Market" JFC! I can't quit laughing Uwe!

uwe · March 24, 2021, 10:18:48 AM

I only put that in because you degenerated Yanks seem to think/smell it so!

You know my (experienced) opinion, it's not like fish at all. I once read that the majority of Americans no longer like a real strawberry aroma, you expect it to taste and smell different after generations of artificial strawberry flavor abuse. Opioids or strawberry flavor, addictive character traits, I guess that explains it all. Female hygiene has gone too far.

Free your ~~tongues~~ nostrils and the ~~rest~~ tongue will follow.

Reverting to our initial subject, me thinks that this Far-Eastern gender confusion thing has a grand tradition over there ...

TBird1958 · March 24, 2021, 10:38:15 AM

Gender confusion is the best kind!

Beware of Girls with Birds, we're coming for you!

uwe · March 24, 2021, 10:44:23 AM

I should have known you would condone this ...

TBird1958 · March 24, 2021, 11:17:29 AM

Everything except the fish smell

Granny Gremlin · March 24, 2021, 11:21:21 AM

Quote from: uwe on March 23, 2021, 10:45:25 PM

Wouldn't my love for Deep Purple and the fact that I use a BlackBerry give me away even if I have the "cute nose-wrinkling"-thing down pat?

Not necessarily, but if anything the BB thing will hinder you more (I know too well - love them myself).

Rob · March 24, 2021, 01:25:58 PM

Quote from: TBird1958 on March 24, 2021, 11:17:29 AM

Everything except the fish smell

Hahahahaha

uwe · March 24, 2021, 04:23:09 PM

We need someone neutral like Jake to opine on this. In close proximity to Americans, but not quite as mad.

Jake, fish smell or not?

TBird1958 · March 24, 2021, 09:44:24 PM

Quote from: uwe on March 24, 2021, 04:23:09 PM
We need someone neutral like Jake to opine on this. In close proximity to Americans, but not quite as mad.

Jake, fish smell or not?

Canadians.... They club baby fur seals!, (Why do you think they call it "Canadian Club") Fish, what do they know?

uwe · March 24, 2021, 11:13:12 PM

You're just jealous 'cause Washington State is to Canada kind of what Mexico is to Texas!

Basvarken · March 25, 2021, 01:32:50 AM

Face App is brilliant.

Have you seen this chick?

She is the grand daughter of this old geezer

And her teen brother looks like this

Guess you know her father...

morrow · March 25, 2021, 08:23:46 AM

You say clubbing baby seals like it's a bad thing ...
They get in the garbage at night and start tossing it around and barking .
Can't shoot 'em in the city ...

Pilgrim · March 25, 2021, 10:02:04 AM

Quote from: uwe on March 24, 2021, 11:13:12 PM
You're just jealous 'cause Washington State is to Canada kind of what Mexico is to Texas!

But we have self-leveling combines in eastern WA!

Uwe, you ought to come over for harvest some year. I'll get you a combine ride on the family farm.

And the Palouse has been compared to Tuscany...even if it is "baja Canada"...