Can we all agree that Latin is the universal language and that fellatio is Latin in origin, whether or not it happens in a Bratislava gas station?
Fake history again
, fellatio is Egyptian in origin, ole Isis blew the living lights back into her hubbie (and brother ... - hey, they were Eee-gyp-shuns!) Osiris to resurr(e)rect him from death (murdered by further sibling Seth, I tell you they were some real nasty Pharaoh trash) and she used his conveniently placed body valve to do it. What did you - albeit fleetingly - learn at school in the 50ies, Dave?!