The best Gwyneth news yet

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Pilgrim

#30
January 17, 2020, 08:48:25 AM
Quote from: gearHed289 on January 17, 2020, 08:18:58 AM
Guys, this thread has inspired me to create a candle of my own. I call it "This Looks Like My Penis". Anyone wanna see?  ;D :o 8)

No, and I don't want to hear any claims about scale length, either... :-X
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

uwe

#31
January 17, 2020, 09:04:36 AM
Fretless?  :o :rolleyes: :-X
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

uwe

#32
January 17, 2020, 10:13:33 AM Last Edit: January 17, 2020, 10:52:08 AM by uwe
Quote from: gearHed289 on January 17, 2020, 08:18:58 AM
Guys, this thread has inspired me to create a candle of my own. I call it "This Looks Like My Penis". Anyone wanna see?  ;D :o 8)

Lieber Tom,

I found this under the merchandise of your Norm-a-dick Whorizon site ...

https://nomadichorizon.bandcamp.com/



Now I really do like the graininess/veininess, you got that down up swell, but are you sure about the fin? I find it a bit garish. :-X You might erect an unwanted impression there to something that is otherwise - cue in Gary's Amaretto house recipe - rather tastefully done. (Sadly, I found that the item is momentarily out of stock. Having to make do, I ordered your CD instead.)


Advice for concerned parents: The debilitating and morally corrosive effect of this so-called "Prog" on adolescents is often underestimated!



Subliminal messages everywhere! (No, that is not a "light bulb" underneath her chin.)

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W

#33
January 17, 2020, 11:06:09 AM
 :mrgreen:

uwe

#34
January 17, 2020, 11:16:42 AM
OMGoop, I see everything in a different light now. Nothing is innocent!



We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

uwe

#35
January 17, 2020, 11:21:29 AM
In case you don't believe me, it's all true, here's proof:

Thanks again for your support,
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We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Bargeon

#36
January 19, 2020, 10:07:54 AM
That's wicked.
Dyslexics untie!

uwe

#37
January 20, 2020, 06:40:45 AM
My usual aggregate state!  :popcorn:
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

gearHed289

#38
January 20, 2020, 09:25:36 AM
Quote from: uwe on January 17, 2020, 10:13:33 AM
Lieber Tom,

I found this under the merchandise of your Norm-a-dick Whorizon site ...

https://nomadichorizon.bandcamp.com/



Now I really do like the graininess/veininess, you got that down up swell, but are you sure about the fin? I find it a bit garish. :-X You might erect an unwanted impression there to something that is otherwise - cue in Gary's Amaretto house recipe - rather tastefully done. (Sadly, I found that the item is momentarily out of stock. Having to make do, I ordered your CD instead.)


Advice for concerned parents: The debilitating and morally corrosive effect of this so-called "Prog" on adolescents is often underestimated!



Subliminal messages everywhere! (No, that is not a "light bulb" underneath her chin.)



;D ;D ;D Thank you for your purchase. Shipping today!

TBird1958

#39
January 21, 2020, 12:50:42 PM
Quote from: uwe on January 17, 2020, 10:13:33 AM
Lieber Tom,

I found this under the merchandise of your Norm-a-dick Whorizon site ...

https://nomadichorizon.bandcamp.com/



Now I really do like the graininess/veininess, you got that down up swell, but are you sure about the fin? I find it a bit garish. :-X You might erect an unwanted impression there to something that is otherwise - cue in Gary's Amaretto house recipe - rather tastefully done. (Sadly, I found that the item is momentarily out of stock. Having to make do, I ordered your CD instead.)


Advice for concerned parents: The debilitating and morally corrosive effect of this so-called "Prog" on adolescents is often underestimated!



Subliminal messages everywhere! (No, that is not a "light bulb" underneath her chin.)







Are the penis' back in stock? A couple would look good around the house, I seem to recall leaving a couple of them in the bathroom when the plumber had to visit........Mildly embarrassing.  :gay:
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

uwe

#40
January 22, 2020, 07:53:27 AM
Perhaps Tom - little Progger he is - has broken the mold curtailing further production?
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958

#41
January 22, 2020, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: uwe on January 22, 2020, 07:53:27 AM
Perhaps Tom - little Progger he is - has broken the mold curtailing further production?


Shrinkage perhaps?  :-*
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

Dave W

#42
January 22, 2020, 03:33:35 PM
New at Walmart!

Pilgrim

#43
January 23, 2020, 08:15:08 AM
I can't help but observe that "Coochie Stank" could easily become a punk band name.....
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

uwe

#44
January 23, 2020, 08:35:53 AM
Is this even vegan?
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...
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