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[Dave W]

Yeah, that's a real puzzler.

[uwe]

No, it's not, he wanted something that smelled exotic to him.

Plus he name-checked it all decades before in one of his Bernie's more famous lyrics:

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the clit
Never knowing where to stick it
When the flood set in

PS: This with all due respect to ole Reg and his buddy Bernie, they have collectively written some great songs - and I thought the biopic Rocket Man much more substantial than the overrated Queen one. Those scenes where "Elton"/Taron Egerton sits in full stage regalia



in an AA type session at Betty Ford (and as he tells his tale his costume falls away one by one - first the feathers) were magnificent in their cinematic poetry.

PPS: All credit to Gwyneth, that candle was a smart move, sold like hot cakes, did no harm to anyone and more importantly she didn't claim it was in any way health-beneficial either. No issues with that. Who said that wax and sex don't mix? Ouch.

PPPS: I'm still a great fan of Honky Chateau, the pinnacle of his work IMHO though there are other very good albums too from around that era.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaXnZmAvxJQ&list=OLAK5uy_kvj-2-fGagCwVFyoG4ct34cj4F8Idx86c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POD9Hq0EqXA&list=OLAK5uy_kvj-2-fGagCwVFyoG4ct34cj4F8Idx86c&index=3

[Dave W]

A little Gwyneth satire for you. 

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