Call the doctor

Started by Dave W, March 12, 2019, 11:42:21 PM

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Dave W

March 12, 2019, 11:42:21 PM

doombass

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March 13, 2019, 04:23:56 AM
"She hadn't been exposed to the Sun, eaten anything unusual, and didn't have any insect bites upon inspection."

:-\

Pilgrim

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March 13, 2019, 09:06:45 AM
Nothing unusual there!  :mrgreen:
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

uwe

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March 13, 2019, 12:01:08 PM Last Edit: March 13, 2019, 12:14:05 PM by uwe


As a general recommendation, if your sex parter smells or tastes like penicillin, that's a worrisome sign. Treating gonorrhea is laudable of course, but perhaps you don't want to be part of the process so soon.

Does this incident redeem Tommy Lee's pineapple juice diet theory and how it supposedly enhances the other gender's willingness to participate in oral sex of the home run variation? I was always sceptical about that, but Mötley Crüe know a lot.



When exactly did Ramsay Bolton, the likable guy from Game of Thrones, learn guitar?
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W

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March 13, 2019, 09:41:39 PM
I want to know if the man will be required to wear a warning label and if so, where he'll put it.

Pilgrim

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March 14, 2019, 10:30:03 AM
Quote from: Dave W on March 13, 2019, 09:41:39 PM
I want to know if the man will be required to wear a warning label and if so, where he'll put it.

I suppose it would be inappropriate to suggest it be stapled firmly in place.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Rob

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March 14, 2019, 12:49:02 PM

uwe

#8
March 14, 2019, 03:58:46 PM
Where's the issue?  :o

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W

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March 14, 2019, 08:09:02 PM
Quote from: Rob on March 14, 2019, 12:49:02 PM
"after her partner noticed she had become unresponsive for several minutes"

Oh!

I'm not sure whether that means he didn't notice her for several minutes or that he noticed that she was unresponsive.

Either way, he must have been enjoying the ride.

Dave W

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March 14, 2019, 08:10:02 PM
Quote from: Pilgrim on March 14, 2019, 10:30:03 AM
I suppose it would be inappropriate to suggest it be stapled firmly in place.

With an Epi pen attached.
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