Gwyneth strikes again

[Dave W]

A headline like this does grab your attention.

Women say they are suffering with smelly 'KETO CROTCH' as a result of following the low-carb regimen loved by stars like Gwyneth Paltrow and Jenna Jameson

[Granny Gremlin]

The vegans were right all along.

[westen44]

According to Lana Del Rey, she smells like soft drinks. 

[Dave W]

[uwe]

What am I supposed to now take from this? That the new clam chowder is minestrone?



And does the low carb recipe involve a soup stone, i.e. jade egg?

[uwe]

According to Lana Del Rey, she smells like soft drinks.

Popping a cherry coke is not for me. That taste is artificial to us Yuropeans.

[westen44]

Popping a cherry coke is not for me. That taste is artificial to us Yuropeans.

I'm not sure, but I think it may have been her European boyfriend at the time who made the observation.  But it was Pepsi, not Coke.  Not that that makes all that big of a difference.  At any rate, it does sound way preferable to a keto fragrance. 

[Dave W]

"Smell like puddin' and it ain't no pie.
Same thing that you know you have to buy"

[uwe]

And my wife tells me that naming our new band Camel Toe is "juvenile". No empathy for my generally wideranging zoological interests at all. 



I hate to be misunderstood and pulled out of context.

[TBird1958]

And my wife tells me that naming our new band Camel Toe is "juvenile". No empathy for my generally wideranging zoological interests at all. 



I hate to be misunderstood and pulled out of context.

I think "Stanky Camel Toe" has a nice ring to it 

[Dave W]

Camel Toe was a band from Madison, Wisconsin back in the 80s before most people knew what it meant.

You should really use Moose Knuckle.

[TBird1958]

Camel Toe was a band from Madison, Wisconsin back in the 80s before most people knew what it meant.

You should really use Moose Knuckle.

Shudders.


Scary, very scary.

[uwe]

You Yanks have a hard time with nature, huh? 

[Pilgrim]

You Yanks have a hard time with nature, huh? 

Evidently nature, science, logic, and good beer all challenge large portions of the population.

[westen44]

Evidently nature, science, logic, and good beer all challenge large portions of the population.

But we've got loads of TV commercials for prescription drugs.  Anyone who likes that is in heaven on earth.  You won't find those in Europe, though.  They're missing out.