What is this weird stuff all over Uranus?
Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (drummer and bassist of Deep Purple, Jake!)
I have to believe that the people titling and writing these stories are tongue-in-cheek. It's just too much fun for them to tweak the wording Juuuuust a bit......
It's science! What do you have against science?
I was going to respond with a science joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I read a book about helium once. Couldn't put it down.
I might have another science joke, but "Na."
https://www.space.com/uranus-at-opposition-2019.html