God of Thunder... and carbonated beverages

lowend1 · September 13, 2018, 11:56:56 PM

He's coming to you on the 18th, Scott!
http://www.genesimmonsmoneybag.com

Dave W · September 14, 2018, 12:18:19 AM

So elite that it's carried by 7-Eleven.

uwe · September 14, 2018, 09:49:11 AM

uwe · September 14, 2018, 09:52:00 AM

I'm disappointed he didn't do anything with the bottleneck and his tongue - shucks!

Basvarken · September 14, 2018, 02:26:30 PM

Don't you think this whole money-shtick gets rather tideous?

Pilgrim · September 14, 2018, 02:35:56 PM

Quote from: Basvarken on September 14, 2018, 02:26:30 PM
Don't you think this whole money-shtick gets rather tideous?

Don't you think Gene has been pretty tedious for a long time?

Rob · September 14, 2018, 04:26:23 PM

Quote from: Pilgrim on September 14, 2018, 02:35:56 PM
Don't you think Gene has been pretty tedious for a long time?

HAHAHAHA

doombass · September 14, 2018, 04:34:57 PM

I gotta admit I thought "what's he milking now?", but if you actually read carefully it says: 100% of proceeds will go to Hillside Work Scholarship Connection. Sorry for being a party pooper.

Pilgrim · September 15, 2018, 10:52:01 AM

After re-reading, what is "tideous?"

Does that mean:

- moving with the tides?
- acting like the tides?
- motivated by the tides?

Or is it an old Roman name: "There goes senator Tideous, and his doper brother High Tideous...?"

lowend1 · September 15, 2018, 01:10:01 PM

Hey, how many rock stars' coffee / wine / spaghetti sauce nonsense have we endured lately?

Dave W · September 15, 2018, 06:24:44 PM

On paper, maybe it's better than average, but it's still just soda pop. Was the sugar cane harvested by former virgins despoiled by Gene?

lowend1 · September 16, 2018, 09:45:54 AM

Quote from: doombass on September 14, 2018, 04:34:57 PM
I gotta admit I thought "what's he milking now?", but if you actually read carefully it says: 100% of proceeds will go to Hillside Work Scholarship Connection. Sorry for being a party pooper.

I'm pretty sure thats for the in-store autograph appearances only. You pay $25 and get autographed soda - he donates the $25. It's better than nothing, but Gene hasn't gone all "Newman's Own" on us, lol.

Basvarken · September 16, 2018, 12:01:38 PM

Quote from: Pilgrim on September 15, 2018, 10:52:01 AM
After re-reading, what is "tideous?"

Does that mean:

- moving with the tides?
- acting like the tides?
- motivated by the tides?

Or is it an old Roman name: "There goes senator Tideous, and his doper brother High Tideous...?"

Haha, silly typo of mine. I'm sorry for the confusion

Pilgrim · September 17, 2018, 10:08:46 AM

Quote from: Basvarken on September 16, 2018, 12:01:38 PM
Haha, silly typo of mine. I'm sorry for the confusion

You know us. Couldn't pass it up...

godofthunder · December 02, 2018, 07:58:58 PM

I should have gone, my friends tell me he was in great form and amiable.