Scrotox

[Dave W]

Any volunteers? 

[rahock]

I dunno, I think I'll pass on this one.
Rick

[OldManC]

I'm torn on this one. It's a ridiculously bone headed idea, but I am continually impressed by the ingenuity shown by some people in thinking up ever more elaborate ways to separate fools from their dollars. 

[Dave W]

My first thought after reading this was that you could come up with some interesting band names. "Wrinkly Scrotum? I saw them open for Taint Rash."

Then I saw this elsewhere.

[uwe]

May I put forward that the wrinkles are there for a reason? Form follows function: the more wrinkles, the more overall surface, the cooler what's underneath and that needs to be below body temperature with mammals to be fertile. Good mother nature keeps little things like that in mind.

"Rams wrapped in theremogene beget no lambs!!!"


Besides, the bell rope needs to be longer than the bell for a good grip and general convenient access.



Elaborate scrotums only get in the way and clutter things.

[Granny Gremlin]

I'm with Uwe on this one.... also, I mean, the thing is in a constant state of flux right (due to temp regulation among other things); it gets wrinkly and tight, then other times smoother, looser and lower hanging, and everything in between, so it makes even less sense to me.

A woman who finds yer balls gross is not going to be impressed by this. 

[uwe]

And in a - further - stream of consciousness: You don't want the, errm, ballroom to be too cramped either.

[TBird1958]

 I'm speechless........................... 

[Granny Gremlin]

CYN  4 eva

[uwe]

 I'm speechless........................... 

Now that's usually hard to do with you.

[Highlander]

[cough] I'm speechless...........................  [/and drop]

[TBird1958]

Now that's usually hard to do with you.

 I just can't wrap my brain around the idea of a stranger using a needle on my "special purpose" in what can only be a vain attempt to make it cuter. 

[Pilgrim]

I think if someone wants smooth ones, they can go out and buy a pair of the plastic ones that hang off trailer hitches on big pickups.



Only in the YewEssofAy.

[uwe]

I just can't wrap my brain around the idea of a stranger using a needle on my ...

I agree 100%, you really need to be on a first name basis to get some mutual enjoyment out of/have a ball with this.

[TBird1958]

I agree 100%, you really need to be on a first name basis to get some mutual enjoyment out of/have a ball with this.

 I wish my butt was bigger, if I had the  spare $$$ maybe some silicone implants