Pure comedy gold

[Granny Gremlin]

It wasn't a tipoff that his name is Brown?    You must have missed the revolving Hot Topics bar above the story.

BTW, if you're looking for music news you won't see elsewhere, try The Hard Times

The Hard Times is hilarious but non musicians tend not to laugh quite as hard.

[Dave W]

The Hard Times is hilarious but non musicians tend not to laugh quite as hard.

Of course not. Non-musicians are more likely to miss the satire.

[uwe]

[Dave W]

...aaaand Justice Peter Doody has now made his ruling.

Mint employee guilty of smuggling $165K of gold in rectum

[Granny Gremlin]

...aaaand Justice Peter Doody has now made his ruling.

Mint employee guilty of smuggling $165K of gold in rectum

Didn't like the sudden gentrification of his neighborhood.

[gweimer]

Fitting for here... my ex-wife used to try and force my then 17 y.o. daughter to carry condoms.  My daughter had no interest in sex and made it clear.  Her mother's response was always something on the lines of a "magic man" and "it ain't lined with gold".  Apparently, my ex was wrong...

[Aussie Mark]

My father in law managed a diamond mine in Sierra Leone for a few years around 1970, and there was one security guard allocated to each processing plant and sorting employee for the duration of each shift to ensure nobody "took their work home"

[uwe]

Was the guy now an alchemist or an analchemist?

[gweimer]

Was the guy now an alchemist or an analchemist?

Proctogeologist, I think...

[Dave W]

Good anal-ysis. Nuggets of wisdom...

[OldManC]

I shit you not, this is the funniest thread I've read today!

[Dave W]

Justice Peter Doody has pronounced sentence.

Man who smuggled gold in rectum from mint gets 30 months in prison, $190K fine

And if he doesn't pay the fine, he'll be in more deep doody.