Pure comedy gold

[Dave W]

And a fit topic for discussion here.

Canadian Mint Employee Allegedly Smuggled $140,000 Of Gold Inside His Rectum

[Granny Gremlin]

This is not incredibly uncommon (mint employees stealing), but it is the first time I've heard of someone using the old Christopher Walken.

[Pilgrim]

And a fit topic for discussion here.

Canadian Mint Employee Allegedly Smuggled $140,000 Of Gold Inside His Rectum

As the old joke goes:

"Rectum? Hell, damn near killed 'em!"

Anyone else notice that the officiating judge was "Justice Peter Doody"?  Seems appropriate.

[TBird1958]

 It's good that they tested their proposed method of smuggling out on a willing security employee - that's real research!


Various metals can be cold initially, given a little time your body heat warms them up nicely - Something smooth in shape like the spoon used sounds fun! 

[lowend1]

"...charges, including theft, laundering the proceeds of crime..."
Laundering is the least he could do.

[Highlander]

Well, puck me... or in his case... him...

[Dave W]

As the old joke goes:

"Rectum? Hell, damn near killed 'em!"

Anyone else notice that the officiating judge was "Justice Peter Doody"?  Seems appropriate.

Yes, or as one commentor joked, "What do you have on the end of your dick when you use it to search mint employees for gold? Peter Doody!"

[lowend1]

...and in a related story-
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mcdonalds-employee-accused-of-smuggling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/

[FrankieTbird]

...and in a related story-
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mcdonalds-employee-accused-of-smuggling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/

World News Daily Report is known for duping readers into believing that fake news stories are real. The stories are presented in a way that makes them appear factual, and they are often taken out of context when they’re shared on social media sites. But the website’s disclaimer says it all:

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[lowend1]

Dammit! 
I thought it sounded iffy, but one look at that pic convinced me that if anyone was going to be jamming chicken nuggets up his rear end, it would be him.

[FrankieTbird]

There's a plethora of ridiculous articles on that site.  I think they give the Enquirer a run for the money.

[Dave W]

Dammit! 
I thought it sounded iffy, but one look at that pic convinced me that if anyone was going to be jamming chicken nuggets up his rear end, it would be him.

It wasn't a tipoff that his name is Brown?    You must have missed the revolving Hot Topics bar above the story.

BTW, if you're looking for music news you won't see elsewhere, try The Hard Times

[Pilgrim]

There's a plethora of ridiculous articles on that site.  I think they give the Enquirer a run for the money.

I thought all plethoras were veritable.....

[FrankieTbird]

I thought all plethoras were veritable.....

This one may or may not be.  You'll have to take my word for it.

[Pilgrim]

This one may or may not be.  You'll have to take my word for it.

I'll take that as a veritable definite hypothetical tentative assurance.