Poor Gwyneth ... - NEW: Bonus Kim K Kontent!!!

[TBird1958]

Jake listened to Bon Jovi. Tell the others!

     I loved Bon Jovi.........I have simplistic tastes and needs.

[uwe]

I'm ok with both (Jake and Jon!).

Bon Jovi's acceptance of their fate that every song has to be a stadium-worthy A side stunts their musical growth, but then you can say the same thing about Bruce Springsteen, the Foo Fighters and U2. Live, they are a tight band, especially their drummer is good.

And, yes, I liked Bad Medicine when it came out, it was so gloriously dumb in a good way.

I respecect Bon Jovi for the same thing I respect Metallica - they successfully saved their essentially 80ies music into the future and are now both global brands to zillions who have never heard of their former contemporaries such as, say, Cinderella or Armoured Saint, that's no mean feat.

[wellREDman]

never really like bon Jovi but when i DJed at a rock club in the early 90s it was obligatory to play one for the ladeez
I mostly played this cos it has such a killer bassline

[Dave W]

Getting back to Gwyneth, this was posted today on FB by a friend of Jaime (4005):

"Gwyneth Paltrow advised the readers of her blog to wear Jadeite (a rock commonly known as Jade) eggs in their vaginas to increase muscle tone and orgasms. The only rock I would ever consider putting in my vagina is commonly known as Dwayne Johnson." 

[uwe]

Gentlemen, please, I find her kinda inventive and like the way she thinks! 

My threshold of worry would only be crossed once she starts nesting and breeding those Jadeite eggs. Now that would be outright weird.

[uwe]

never really like bon Jovi but when i DJed at a rock club in the early 90s it was obligatory to play one for the ladeez
I mostly played this cos it has such a killer bassline

They reinvented themselves with that song (and the correponding album plus Jon's new haircut at the time) - it saved them from becoming Cinderella or Rough Cutt and grabbed them by their collective spandex pants to drag them from the 80ies into the 90ies and onwards without alienating their old fan base, neatly sidestepping the grunge deluge while they were at it. Never a Bon Jovi fan, I admired it at the time as a strategic move mapped out and executed with military precision. I saw the above vid back then and thought: "This is gonna work for them." Very smart this boy from Jersey, got to hand it to him.

[Dave W]

No, Gwyneth Paltrow, women should not put jade eggs in their vaginas, gynecologist says

[uwe]

I feel bad for the jade eggs, where will they all go now? Seems to me a real squeeze-out.



And Dave, as a friend my advice is: Stop hanging round at Goop so much. It just tears open old wounds. 

[uwe]

On second thought ... In this age of gender mainstreaming we need - this being the forum of scientific evaluation - an expert opinion on whether the benefecial health effects of jade eggs apply to men too. Where the hell is Mark when you need him?

[Highlander]

Maybe you should volunteer... it should be someone... inexperienced...?

I Have to abstain for medical reasons...

[Granny Gremlin]

You forget Uwe is German. 

[uwe]

Jawohl, my Schließmuskel is as invincible as that wall against Mexico!

[Highlander]

[AdmiralNelson] I see no wall...? [/AdmiralNelson]

[Rob]

[AdmiralNelson] I see no wall...? [/AdmiralNelson]

hahahahahaha

[Granny Gremlin]

Jawohl, my Schließmuskel is as invincible as that wall against Mexico!

LOL

Kegel, comes from the German root Keigel, meaning "stubborn bastard." ... as opposed to Stiegl which means : " whaddayamean you don't like this beverage; what are you, a  bastard?"