Poor Gwyneth ... - NEW: Bonus Kim K Kontent!!!

Started by Dave W, April 27, 2016, 08:34:52 AM

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Granny Gremlin

Nothing is innocent; your own countryman (I make no distinction between Germans and Austrians either, FYI, which I'd argue to be historically fair) assured us of this years ago when he invented psychoanalysis.

Also typical contortionist/gymnast wear is lycra/spandex, preferrably with copious sequins, and not latex/PVC/whatever that is; they're definitely a bit freaky no matter their ethnicity.
Quote from: uwe on April 17, 2014, 03:19:20 PM
Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (drummer and bassist of Deep Purple, Jake!)

uwe

Darn, I just wanted to got to the loo, but now your post has made me all anal-retentive again!
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Granny Gremlin

You may have some use for this then:



(I promised/threatenned to post this a few days ago, don't recall if in this thread or some other)
Quote from: uwe on April 17, 2014, 03:19:20 PM
Robert Plant and Jimmy Page (drummer and bassist of Deep Purple, Jake!)

TBird1958



"Chinese State Circus"   What a great name for a band!



That's right in there with "Non-Dairy Creamer"  :-*
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Pilgrim

For a band - I'm thinking "Squirrel Worship".

Can't imagine how I got that idea.   :P
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

uwe

Quote from: TBird1958 on May 13, 2016, 03:14:20 PM
That's right in there with "Non-Dairy Creamer"  :-*

Coming from you, I will never be able to identify that term as anything innocent again.  :mrgreen:
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

It's the squirrels... they drive you nuts, you know...
I know just what this thread is lacking...

Jackie and me have started an open and honest discussions about a new shed... and I'm also thinking of buying a Hellcat kit... :mrgreen:
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Dave W

Quote from: 66Atlas on May 13, 2016, 09:11:57 AM
In other news poor Gwyneth is experiencing another onslaught of attacks from the press:

http://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5

I didn't know wearing a bra caused cancer, guess I'm going topless from now on.  ;D

The underwire bra guy: "He's previously come under fire for a Goop essay advancing the idea that negative words can change the physical structure of water."  :o

lowend1

Quote from: Granny Gremlin on May 13, 2016, 12:32:33 PM
You may have some use for this then:



(I promised/threatenned to post this a few days ago, don't recall if in this thread or some other)

I didn't realize Kenny's digs were so, er, palatial.
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter

Highlander

The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Lightyear

Quote from: 66Atlas on May 13, 2016, 09:11:57 AM
In other news poor Gwyneth is experiencing another onslaught of attacks from the press:

http://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5

I didn't know wearing a bra caused cancer, guess I'm going topless from now on.  ;D

Huh, my guess is that she believes the bra bit because it seems that she's forgone the use of them for some many years or so it appears...... :rolleyes:

Dave W

Quote from: Lightyear on May 15, 2016, 12:49:02 PM
Huh, my guess is that she believes the bra bit because it seems that she's forgone the use of them for some many years or so it appears...... :rolleyes:

Have they become dive bombers?

lowend1

If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter


gweimer

Quote from: Dave W on May 15, 2016, 10:55:28 PM
Have they become dive bombers?

You know, there have been some studies on this that suggest going braless actually helps keep them up, because the muscles involved actually get used, rather than atrophy because of the artificial support.
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