Well, this is nuts

[Rob]

http://loudwire.com/delain-otto-schimmelpenninck-ruptured-testicle-onstage/

[amptech]

´my scrotum was the size of a big grapefruit ´

Ouch

[TBird1958]

Obviously, not the best testicle for metal 

[Pilgrim]

Well said, Mark.

Sounds to me like he is one dang tough dude to keep performing through that!  OW!!!!!

[uwe]

I take it that high backing vocals in a symphonic metal band are something of an asset, no? "Rüptüred Testicle" isn't a bad name for a metal band either. Or maybe "Rapture of the Testicle".

That said, I have prudently cancelled my recent streamer cannon order.



Seriously, what a freak accident and I hope the best for our fellow bassist and his testicle, there is however historic evidence that you can still be fertile with just one.

[Highlander]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bmsluWHZc 

[Pilgrim]

Great tune, but it can start a really serious ear worm going.  I've had that one stick with me for days!

[rahock]

Had he followed the teachings of the Greek Gods Testiclees and Spectaclees , he would have been wearing a cup and safety glasses. At least that's how I have it figured
Rick

[Pilgrim]

Had he followed the teachings of the Greek Gods Testiclees and Spectaclees , he would have been wearing a cup and safety glasses. At least that's how I have it figured
Rick

Testiclees at about 2:50!

[daan]

"Rüptüred Testicle" isn't a bad name for a metal band either

I think this is the funniest thing I've read all day, and I needed a good laugh today. Thank you!