Votive candle news

[Dave W]

   


 The Brown Valley Observer, of course!     

Still probably better than the used fish store.......

 

Their motto: "Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974"

Their satire sometimes cuts a little too close to reality for some clueless people. In the past few days their story that Ghislaine Maxwell has tested positive for Covid-19 in a New Hampshire jail has been circulated as fact.

[Rob]

hahahahahahaha

[Dave W]

I sent the Brown Valley candle story to a longtime friend of mine, he sent it to a female friend and she believed it! Too close to what Gwyneth actually does, I guess.

[TBird1958]

 How Brown was my Valley 

[4stringer77]

Babylon Bee has some good satire pieces as well. Speaking of Ghislane Maxwell for instance.

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-prison-hires-top-rated-italian-bodyguard-hillena-clintonelli-to-protect-ghislaine-maxwell

[Dave W]

Babylon Bee has some good satire pieces as well. Speaking of Ghislane Maxwell for instance.

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-prison-hires-top-rated-italian-bodyguard-hillena-clintonelli-to-protect-ghislaine-maxwell

I love the Bee but let's stay away from political satire. Besides, vaginal satire is more fun.

[Pilgrim]

I love the Bee but let's stay away from political satire. Besides, vaginal satire is more fun.

And once again, our peerless founder has discovered a great band name: Vaginal Satire. 

[Dave W]

And once again, our peerless founder has discovered a great band name: Vaginal Satire.

I like it! Will all the fans have to wear Gwyneth masks to shows?

[uwe]

Vaginal Satire? 

I prefer Pussy Joke as a band name.

[westen44]

Pussy Riot is already taken by that Russian band which used to be on the news from to time.  I think I also saw a documentary they were in, but that was years ago.   I can't say I know much about them. 

[Dave W]

New product line idea for Gwyneth: spices!

[Highlander]