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Started by Dave W, June 20, 2020, 05:34:13 PM

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Dave W

#30
July 06, 2020, 05:16:40 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on July 06, 2020, 02:28:46 PM
   


The Brown Valley Observer, of course!     

Still probably better than the used fish store.......

:mrgreen:

Their motto: "Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974"

Their satire sometimes cuts a little too close to reality for some clueless people. In the past few days their story that Ghislaine Maxwell has tested positive for Covid-19 in a New Hampshire jail has been circulated as fact.

Rob

#31
July 06, 2020, 07:39:38 PM
hahahahahahaha

Dave W

#32
July 07, 2020, 10:45:09 PM
I sent the Brown Valley candle story to a longtime friend of mine, he sent it to a female friend and she believed it! Too close to what Gwyneth actually does, I guess.

TBird1958

#33
July 08, 2020, 10:01:50 AM


How Brown was my Valley  :-*
Resident T Bird playing Drag Queen www.thenastyhabits.com  "Impülsivê", the new lush fragrance as worn by the unbelievable Fräulein Rômmélle! Traces of black patent leather, Panzer grease, mahogany and model train oil mingle and combust to one sheer sensation ...

4stringer77

#34
July 08, 2020, 12:18:25 PM
Babylon Bee has some good satire pieces as well. Speaking of Ghislane Maxwell for instance.

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-prison-hires-top-rated-italian-bodyguard-hillena-clintonelli-to-protect-ghislaine-maxwell
Contrary to what James Bond says, a good Gibson should be stirred, not shaken.

Dave W

#35
July 08, 2020, 11:38:40 PM
Quote from: 4stringer77 on July 08, 2020, 12:18:25 PM
Babylon Bee has some good satire pieces as well. Speaking of Ghislane Maxwell for instance.

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-prison-hires-top-rated-italian-bodyguard-hillena-clintonelli-to-protect-ghislaine-maxwell

I love the Bee but let's stay away from political satire. Besides, vaginal satire is more fun.

Pilgrim

#36
July 09, 2020, 08:58:25 AM
Quote from: Dave W on July 08, 2020, 11:38:40 PM
I love the Bee but let's stay away from political satire. Besides, vaginal satire is more fun.

And once again, our peerless founder has discovered a great band name: Vaginal Satire. 
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Dave W

#37
July 09, 2020, 11:30:45 PM
Quote from: Pilgrim on July 09, 2020, 08:58:25 AM
And once again, our peerless founder has discovered a great band name: Vaginal Satire.

I like it! Will all the fans have to wear Gwyneth masks to shows?

uwe

#38
July 10, 2020, 11:01:14 AM
Vaginal Satire?  :rolleyes:

I prefer Pussy Joke as a band name. :popcorn:
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

westen44

#39
July 11, 2020, 09:40:15 PM
Pussy Riot is already taken by that Russian band which used to be on the news from to time.  I think I also saw a documentary they were in, but that was years ago.   I can't say I know much about them. 
It's not those who write the laws that have the greatest impact on society.  It's those who write the songs.

--Blaise Pascal

Dave W

#40
July 11, 2020, 09:47:45 PM
New product line idea for Gwyneth: spices!

Highlander

#41
July 12, 2020, 07:25:14 AM
:mrgreen:
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...
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