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Dave W

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Call the doctor
« on: March 12, 2019, 10:42:21 PM »

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Re: Call the doctor
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 03:23:56 AM »
"She hadn't been exposed to the Sun, eaten anything unusual, and didn't have any insect bites upon inspection."

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Re: Call the doctor
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2019, 08:06:45 AM »
Nothing unusual there!  :mrgreen:
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Re: Call the doctor
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2019, 11:01:08 AM »


As a general recommendation, if your sex parter smells or tastes like penicillin, that's a worrisome sign. Treating gonorrhea is laudable of course, but perhaps you don't want to be part of the process so soon.

Does this incident redeem Tommy Lee's pineapple juice diet theory and how it supposedly enhances the other gender's willingness to participate in oral sex of the home run variation? I was always sceptical about that, but Mötley Crüe know a lot.



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Re: Call the doctor
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2019, 08:41:39 PM »
I want to know if the man will be required to wear a warning label and if so, where he'll put it.


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Re: Call the doctor
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2019, 09:30:03 AM »
I want to know if the man will be required to wear a warning label and if so, where he'll put it.

I suppose it would be inappropriate to suggest it be stapled firmly in place.
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Re: Call the doctor
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2019, 11:49:02 AM »

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Re: Call the doctor
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2019, 02:58:46 PM »
Where's the issue?  :o

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Re: Call the doctor
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2019, 07:09:02 PM »
"after her partner noticed she had become unresponsive for several minutes"

Oh!

I'm not sure whether that means he didn't notice her for several minutes or that he noticed that she was unresponsive.

Either way, he must have been enjoying the ride.

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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2019, 07:10:02 PM »
I suppose it would be inappropriate to suggest it be stapled firmly in place.

With an Epi pen attached.