They're all virgins after a bath

Started by Aussie Mark, January 29, 2015, 04:18:54 PM

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uwe

#15
January 30, 2015, 05:20:55 PM
It's only a question of time until Henry J introduces the Flying V Steam - foist the moist one!
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#16
January 30, 2015, 05:26:05 PM
Gonna play havoc with the electronics, I promise ya...

The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Dave W

#17
January 30, 2015, 08:52:33 PM
I'd rather think about a Flying V than Gwyneth's steamed V.

"Women should no more steam their vaginas than flush them with Lysol."

Lightyear

#18
January 31, 2015, 09:31:00 AM
Quote from: Dave W on January 29, 2015, 08:38:08 PM
Her open-mouthed look in the first pic... is she imitating what her "V" looks like after steaming?

$64 a session? Wouldn't it be cheaper and cleaner at One Hour Martinizing?

Hey, I have old vaporizer and a plastic lawn chair.  Two minutes with my jigsaw and I'm in bidness! 8)  I'll be competitive at $49.95!

Dave W

#19
January 31, 2015, 09:04:11 PM
Quote from: Lightyear on January 31, 2015, 09:31:00 AM
Hey, I have old vaporizer and a plastic lawn chair.  Two minutes with my jigsaw and I'm in bidness! 8)  I'll be competitive at $49.95!

I'm sorry I don't have my Wagner wallpaper steamer any more.

Pilgrim

#20
February 01, 2015, 08:47:32 AM
Add a little Vicks Vaporub for a cheap thrill!
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Lightyear

#21
February 01, 2015, 09:35:58 AM
Quote from: Pilgrim on February 01, 2015, 08:47:32 AM
Add a little Vicks Vaporub for a cheap thrill!

Nope!  ;D  That is an added service - $9.95!  $19.95 if they want the Ben Gay or Tiger balm muscle rub added  ;)

Pilgrim

#22
February 01, 2015, 12:00:21 PM
So, as the Pythons say, the elephant garlic add-on would be "right out."
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

Aussie Mark

#23
February 01, 2015, 03:44:37 PM
Quote from: uwe on January 30, 2015, 07:51:20 AM


"V(i) Peel: Improve tone, texture and reduce hyper pigmentation"

Seems like great value for $195!
Cheers
Mark
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godofthunder

#24
February 12, 2015, 10:01:38 PM
   LA ............... say no more.
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