They're all virgins after a bath

Started by Aussie Mark, January 29, 2015, 04:18:54 PM

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uwe

#1
This topic will certainly tongue its way to some steamy comments.

I do fear highly inappropriate pictures though of the sort of poor, soiled and juvenile humor we have sadly come to expect here.








With these concerns in mind (and tongue planted firmly between cheeks), The Full Steam Vaginas still seems like a good band name to me.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958


I'm very happy to see there's something for the "other" orifice  :o


If it feels good... Do it!
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uwe

Such hedonism incitement from expected quarters/usual suspects aside, the new practice should be applied with moderation and restraint.

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Dave W

Her open-mouthed look in the first pic... is she imitating what her "V" looks like after steaming?

$64 a session? Wouldn't it be cheaper and cleaner at One Hour Martinizing?

Pilgrim

I thought it was common knowledge that steam cleaning is good for .....rugs.  :o
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TBird1958



I've never steamed the Poodle,  just keep it trimmed  :mrgreen:
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chromium

That announcement should take some pressure off these guys :rimshot:


John Schoen

Joanna Lumley talked about a similar device in the Graham Norton show. She used to have a travel show and across this Sudanese tradition. Fast forward 30 seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ok9nPEsD0w?t=30

66Atlas

After some digging I found their training video....



Granny Gremlin

I knew this thread would be a groaner. :-\
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uwe

#11
Dealing with Gwyneth, it shouldn't have been posted here in the first place, cherished members still feel raw about her. Very sad.

There is even more collateral damage to deal with though: Will I ever again be able to innocently watch a woman handle the milk frothing nozzle of a cappucino machine without ulterior thoughts in my brain?  :-\

And they have lowered prices at the "hol(e)istic spa" too ...

We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958


I'm sure everything goes better once you've had your V steamed  :P





Or, had a steamed V.
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Highlander

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