10 points for best excuse ever

Started by Freuds_Cat, July 17, 2011, 08:37:36 AM

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Freuds_Cat

July 17, 2011, 08:37:36 AM
Five North Korean footballers at the women's World Cup have tested positive for banned steroids.

FIFA: Why did you give your girls Steroids?
North Korea: the steroids were accidentally taken with traditional Chinese medicines based on musk deer glands. The remedy was used to treat players who had been struck by lightning.

Pure gold!  ;D


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-07-17/nkorea-fifa-doping-scandal/2797638
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Pilgrim

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July 17, 2011, 10:59:26 AM
Dang, that probably means I should have my bottle of musk deer gland medicine tested.....   :o
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Dave W

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July 17, 2011, 03:13:04 PM
Quote from: Pilgrim on July 17, 2011, 10:59:26 AM
Dang, that probably means I should have my bottle of musk deer gland medicine tested.....   :o

How often do you get struck by lightning?

I wonder if these women look anything like the East German women's swim teams of old.
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