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Freuds_Cat

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10 points for best excuse ever
« on: July 17, 2011, 07:37:36 AM »
Five North Korean footballers at the women's World Cup have tested positive for banned steroids.

FIFA: Why did you give your girls Steroids?
North Korea: the steroids were accidentally taken with traditional Chinese medicines based on musk deer glands. The remedy was used to treat players who had been struck by lightning.

Pure gold!  ;D


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-07-17/nkorea-fifa-doping-scandal/2797638
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Re: 10 points for best excuse ever
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2011, 09:59:26 AM »
Dang, that probably means I should have my bottle of musk deer gland medicine tested.....   :o
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Re: 10 points for best excuse ever
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2011, 02:13:04 PM »
Quote from: Pilgrim on July 17, 2011, 09:59:26 AM
Dang, that probably means I should have my bottle of musk deer gland medicine tested.....   :o

How often do you get struck by lightning?

I wonder if these women look anything like the East German women's swim teams of old.
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