I think this will be humorous based on the average demographic of this forum.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
had enough, he sarcastically asked:
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not
bat an eye in his response:
'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.'
