Old but still funny joke

[Freuds_Cat]

I think this will be humorous based on the average demographic of this forum.



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager
had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not
bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.'

[Dave W]

 

He'll be here all night folks. Be sure to tip the bartenders.

[Chris P.]

We need your father at he BassOutpost. Buy him a bass and a computer!

[Rhythm N. Bliss]

Heard it before but it'll always be funny! hahaaa haaaaaaaa
Like Wedding Crashers:
"Scoring chicks at funerals isn't even fair. It's like fishing with dynamite!"