I'm glad I'm not totally alone here. Something about the Elitist EB3 I had didn't feel right and "soft" is a pretty good description. Consequently I rarely played it all through a gig, but found swapping between long and short scale really hard. So in the end it had to go. With regret, because I really wanted to like it.
Switching between long and short scale messes me up, too. I can see how a short-scale would feel weird to someone, as they really are a different beast. I play 'em almost exclusively now, in spite of the fact that my buddies call my SG "the girly bass".
I just picked up a sweet set-neck Dearmond JetStar in purple metallic. I can't wait to whip that baby out at practice!
By the way.....Those dolls are scary as hell. My grandma had a porcelain doll collection and I was scared to death of those things. They gave me nightmares when I was little.