This may help others who are my age. There are other versions circulating with changes here and there...
ATD – At The Doctor
BTW – Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered By Medicare
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living On Lipitor
LWO – Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
SGGP – Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL – Talk To You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTF – Wet The Furniture
BFF – Best Friend Farted
CGU – Can't Get Up
I always bring my own teeth. In the immortal words of the great philosopher Soupy Sales, be true to your teeth and they'll never be false to you.
soupy sales! i saw him at a thanksgiving day parade in nyc about a century ago. i loved that guy. uwe will be along to explain in great detail the musical exploits of his sons. :mrgreen:
Would one of them be the founder of SalesForce? ;)
It's missing this one:
GOML = Get Off My Lawn :o
Quote from: TBird1958 on July 21, 2014, 09:44:13 AM
It's missing this one:
GOML = Get Off My Lawn :o
Shouldn't that be GOMFL? :o
If your speaking in Clevelandese - yes! ;)
Quote from: Dave W on July 20, 2014, 09:51:49 PM
I always bring my own teeth. In the immortal words of the great philosopher Soupy Sales, be true to your teeth and they'll never be false to you.
HAHAHAHA
Quote from: nofi on July 21, 2014, 08:12:20 AM
soupy sales! i saw him at a thanksgiving day parade in nyc about a century ago. i loved that guy. uwe will be along to explain in great detail the musical exploits of his sons. :mrgreen:
My old buddy , Joe Messina guitarist for the Funk Brothers, ran the band for Soupys night show. He had a lot of stories to tell ;D.
Rick
I may have posted this before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU0dEN-3M3Y