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Title: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Dave W on October 07, 2009, 08:54:25 AM
Egyptian lawmakers want to ban fake hymen (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jNs8Rni8PgIq8oij8K0JrdFT8YZQD9B51ILO3)  :o

I just wonder who dreamed up this product. "Honey, I've got a great idea..."
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Pilgrim on October 07, 2009, 09:34:55 AM
Strikes me as a great example of how men in some cultures try to control women...sometimes hiding it under the guise of religion.

Dave, if that's too political, delete it - seems like fact to me, not political.
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: uwe on October 08, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
It's not necessarily a muslim thing. I believe fake hymens are an Italian creation and not unpopular in Spain and Latin America either. Regarded as nothing too different from a nose job, even if the results are less lasting, uhum.

The great American literate Dave W. - inventor of the term "doughnut bumper" for less than heterosexual women - once stated so succintly  "virginity is overrated". What can you add to that?
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: eb2 on October 08, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
As long as there is a little blood, its all good.  Right?
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Highlander on October 08, 2009, 06:07:27 PM
Perhaps we should draw a veil on this...  ;D
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: TBird1958 on October 08, 2009, 06:14:54 PM


Mmmmmmmmm................

Buster hymen  ;)
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Hornisse on October 08, 2009, 06:18:35 PM
They could always just do it in the butt.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: uwe on October 08, 2009, 06:29:28 PM
As usual, we've come full circle on the topic.

Didn't Hymen build basses and drums too?
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: TBird1958 on October 08, 2009, 06:57:51 PM
Quote from: uwe on October 08, 2009, 06:29:28 PM
As usual, we've come full circle on the topic.


I prefer the term "Around the world"  ;)
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: OldManC on October 08, 2009, 07:11:10 PM
I guess donut bumper might be a little more PC than lesbian dinosaur (Lickalotapus)...  ;D
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: lowend1 on October 08, 2009, 08:00:58 PM
If this product ever makes it to the shores of the USofA, I'm sure we'd be watching Vince, the ShamWow guy, hawking it on TV at 3am - in between the Enzyte ads and the Double-Action Colon Cleanse.
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Dave W on October 09, 2009, 12:13:27 AM
I did not invent "doughnut bumper." I got that from a former co-worker.
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: uwe on October 09, 2009, 02:28:24 AM
Fishing for compliments, dear. You popularized it.
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Highlander on October 10, 2009, 04:27:05 PM
"Fishing" for compliments... that stinks...
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Dave W on October 10, 2009, 04:53:18 PM
Definition of pandemonium: twenty blind lesbians in a tuna boat.
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Highlander on October 11, 2009, 09:47:32 AM
That's trawling the depths, Dave...  ;D
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Freuds_Cat on October 11, 2009, 05:18:18 PM
Quote from: TBird1958 on October 08, 2009, 06:14:54 PM

Mmmmmmmmm................

Buster hymen  ;)

Buster Hymen and the Penetrators.

Great South Aussie punk band from the 80's
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: uwe on October 12, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
Quote from: Dave W on October 10, 2009, 04:53:18 PM
Definition of pandemonium: twenty blind lesbians in a tuna boat.

Another one from your work mate?  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Dave W on October 12, 2009, 09:28:40 AM
I don't think so, just an old joke I heard somewhere.
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Highlander on October 12, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
"Starbucks"...?  ;D

"You can tune a piano..." (add groan here)

How's this for an old joke... "Why have women got legs...?"

Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: uwe on October 12, 2009, 03:42:40 PM
No, Kenny, please don't ...  :rolleyes:

Besides, licking a snail makes your tongue go numb immediately rather than later.
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Highlander on October 12, 2009, 04:18:53 PM
Thank goodness I'm veggie... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: A headline you don't see every day
Post by: Freuds_Cat on October 13, 2009, 08:43:50 PM
Mmmm snails............. yum!  ;)