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Started by Dave W, October 07, 2009, 08:54:25 AM

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Dave W

October 07, 2009, 08:54:25 AM
Egyptian lawmakers want to ban fake hymen  :o

I just wonder who dreamed up this product. "Honey, I've got a great idea..."

Pilgrim

#1
October 07, 2009, 09:34:55 AM
Strikes me as a great example of how men in some cultures try to control women...sometimes hiding it under the guise of religion.

Dave, if that's too political, delete it - seems like fact to me, not political.
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uwe

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October 08, 2009, 11:13:55 AM Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 04:54:04 PM by uwe
It's not necessarily a muslim thing. I believe fake hymens are an Italian creation and not unpopular in Spain and Latin America either. Regarded as nothing too different from a nose job, even if the results are less lasting, uhum.

The great American literate Dave W. - inventor of the term "doughnut bumper" for less than heterosexual women - once stated so succintly  "virginity is overrated". What can you add to that?
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

eb2

#3
October 08, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
As long as there is a little blood, its all good.  Right?
Model One and Schallers?  Ish.

Highlander

#4
October 08, 2009, 06:07:27 PM
Perhaps we should draw a veil on this...  ;D
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

TBird1958

#5
October 08, 2009, 06:14:54 PM


Mmmmmmmmm................

Buster hymen  ;)
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Hornisse

#6
October 08, 2009, 06:18:35 PM
They could always just do it in the butt.  :mrgreen:

uwe

#7
October 08, 2009, 06:29:28 PM
As usual, we've come full circle on the topic.

Didn't Hymen build basses and drums too?
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958

#8
October 08, 2009, 06:57:51 PM
Quote from: uwe on October 08, 2009, 06:29:28 PM
As usual, we've come full circle on the topic.


I prefer the term "Around the world"  ;)
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OldManC

#9
October 08, 2009, 07:11:10 PM
I guess donut bumper might be a little more PC than lesbian dinosaur (Lickalotapus)...  ;D

lowend1

#10
October 08, 2009, 08:00:58 PM
If this product ever makes it to the shores of the USofA, I'm sure we'd be watching Vince, the ShamWow guy, hawking it on TV at 3am - in between the Enzyte ads and the Double-Action Colon Cleanse.
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Dave W

#11
October 09, 2009, 12:13:27 AM
I did not invent "doughnut bumper." I got that from a former co-worker.

uwe

#12
October 09, 2009, 02:28:24 AM
Fishing for compliments, dear. You popularized it.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

Highlander

#13
October 10, 2009, 04:27:05 PM
"Fishing" for compliments... that stinks...
The random mind of a Silver Surfer...
If research was easy, it wouldn't need doing...
Staring at that event horizon is a dirty job, but someone has to do it; something's going to come back out of it one day...

Dave W

#14
October 10, 2009, 04:53:18 PM
Definition of pandemonium: twenty blind lesbians in a tuna boat.
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