This belongs here, woke bats doing it non-penetratively:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/nov/20/caught-not-quite-in-the-act-church-cameras-reveal-bat-sex-ritual
Maybe they were teenage bats lacking hands-on experience?
The male's erect penis is enormous and ends with a heart-shaped head
that is seven times wider than the female's vagina.
(https://media.tenor.com/IDWfO0iIsjUAAAAC/nod-batman.gif)
This is like porn for bats. Hot.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/0f/07/7b0f07e0079cb264760cb607cc19d31c.gif)
Quote from: uwe on November 20, 2023, 05:22:37 PM
This belongs here, woke bats doing it non-penetratively:
Maybe they were teenage bats lacking hands-on experience?
The male's erect penis is enormous and ends with a heart-shaped head
that is seven times wider than the female's vagina.
(https://media.tenor.com/IDWfO0iIsjUAAAAC/nod-batman.gif)
Seven times wider - Now I'm moister than an Oyster :-*
... moister than an oyster ...
Such poetic beauty! :toast:
The discovery puts Ozzy's infamous 'bat incident' now 41 years ago in a different light. What EXACTLY was he attempting to do and where did it all go wrong?!
(https://www.nme.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ozzy-1392x884.jpg)
The LBO - Come for the butt sex, stay for the bat sex.
But didn't sex with bats start the pandemic?
Bat sex, nananananananana bat sex.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSaDPc1Cs5U
Quote from: BklynKen on November 22, 2023, 08:16:29 AM
But didn't sex with bats start the pandemic?
Yup, the Chinese were going to drop them from planes large scale to sex-starved enemy soldiers - biological warfare. Yet keeping them from flying away while at the same time not having them hit the ground like a dead weight proved problematic.