(cue David Byrne voice)
You may ask yourself,
How could Gwyneth possibly top her $75 vagina candle?
Here's the answer: Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Goop's New 'This Smells Like My Orgasm' Candle: 'The Box Has Fireworks' (https://people.com/style/gwyneth-paltrow-reveals-goop-smells-like-my-orgasm-candle/)
Well, I must say that she seems to have conquered that shyness problem. :o
Hmm... makes you wonder whose buying this stuff...? :o
Haha, the lady has a wicked sense of humor. :mrgreen:
Must try that:
"Honey, orgasms with you stink big time!"
I suppose it's like becoming a wine master or a whisky master... you have to do a lot of tasting... you just have to remember not to miss the spitoon... Does size matter when it comes to nosing...? ;)
I know people. Lawyers. They have money, bought all the Gibson basses there are. And they need something different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlCbFu5dpc8
Quote from: Chris P. on June 22, 2020, 08:55:18 AM
I know people. Lawyers. They have money, bought all the Gibson basses there are. And they need something different.
Something different would be the Gibson Bunny Brunel bass that's still for sale. It would go well with the candle.
If we're completely lowering the tone here (remembering that I usually omit all tone controls on my instruments, where possible), for a collector, the candle would prob be best suited to be located with an instrument once owned by a female musician...? :o
As part of the very poor taste drive presently in progress I googled "vagina shaped candle" for additional material and made the quirky discovery a couple of images down that a male of the species has already retaliated with an alternate scented candle...
Not posting a link...
Dave... we need a double-face-palm emoticon for this one... pretty please... :mrgreen:
Go away Fish! :gay:
I worked with a singer/guitarist in the 80's that used to have a band called Slap The Fish... go figure... :o
https://youtu.be/T8XeDvKqI4E
https://youtu.be/HGVShoAWp00
You guys are all weirdos - it doesn't smell or taste like fish at all! ???
The only similarity is that I like both. As you should.
Quote from: uwe on June 24, 2020, 08:30:06 AM
You guys are all weirdos - it doesn't smell or taste like fish at all! ???
The only similarity is that I like both. As you should.
When it's properly maintained - I agree, Ms. Paltrow's bits on the other hand (cringes), ugh, no.
You know I like good fish ;)
Quote from: uwe on June 24, 2020, 08:30:06 AM
You guys are all weirdos - it doesn't smell or taste like fish at all! ???
The only similarity is that I like both. As you should.
Taste, no. Smell, yes.
Gwyneth's probably smells different, though. Burning candle wax and all that.
Doesn't smell like fish at all.
Unless she's not very hygienic.
With all the, uhum, vintage dairy products in the land of the dams, it's sometimes hard to tell.
I would imagine.
OTOH, I wouldn't want to doubt Rob's experience on the subject - as a Dutchman being submerged is a way of life.
Quote from: Basvarken on July 02, 2020, 09:40:02 AM
Doesn't smell like fish at all.
Unless she's not very hygienic.
Hygiene can be overdone too. I don't see the point in grazing a flower meadow so to speak. (I wasn't brought on this earth as a sheep.)
Let a true connaisseur speak (Yanks, do not read further, you wouldn't understand and it will only unsettle you):
(https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/FmEX9rtePc2xv-zz7rT9BwP0X8k=/1514x1009/filters:fill(auto,1)/NapoleonBonaparte1-c288065ba4e042d8a1123a17c4903ff5.jpg)
Napoleon famously sent his wife Josephine the following erotic line from the thick of battle:
"
Je reviens en trois jours; ne te laves pas!"
("
I will return in three days; don't wash!")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeFhSzoTuc
With a tampon string for a wick?
(https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Uriel_Cohen_Priva/publication/312039571/figure/fig1/AS:446454641762304@1483454489209/Andy-Warhols-Campbells-tomato-soup-left-and-modern-Campbells-cream-of-mushroom-with.png)
Quote from: Basvarken on July 02, 2020, 09:40:02 AM
Doesn't smell like fish at all.
Unless she's not very hygienic.
Quote from: uwe on July 02, 2020, 11:50:29 AM
With all the, uhum, vintage dairy products in the land of the dams, it's sometimes hard to tell.
I would imagine.
OTOH, I wouldn't want to doubt Rob's experience on the subject - as a Dutchman being submerged is a way of life.
All I can say is that European women must not smell the same. :P
Quote from: Bargeon on July 02, 2020, 02:11:03 PM
With a tampon string for a wick?
(https://i.imgur.com/sVBBANy.gif)
Sigh, Americans are a cultureless lot, I always knew it. Tasteless too, obviously.
Quote from: uwe on July 03, 2020, 09:29:35 AM
Sigh, Americans are a cultureless lot, I always knew it. Tasteless too, obviously.
I thought you figured that out years ago.
It's my socialist faith in the betterment of people that keeps deluding me, Dave!
After the Vagina Candle and before the Orgasm Candle, it seems there was another one. :mrgreen:
Another Gwyneth candle! (https://brownvalleyobserver.com/2020/01/24/gwyneth-paltrow-introduces-new-candle-aroma/)
Once again, any semblance of decorum is on the slide here. :-\
Quote from: Dave W on July 05, 2020, 09:24:14 PM
After the Vagina Candle and before the Orgasm Candle, it seems there was another one. :mrgreen:
Another Gwyneth candle! (https://brownvalleyobserver.com/2020/01/24/gwyneth-paltrow-introduces-new-candle-aroma/)
The Brown Valley Observer, of course!
Still probably better than the used fish store.......
Quote from: TBird1958 on July 06, 2020, 02:28:46 PM
The Brown Valley Observer, of course!
Still probably better than the used fish store.......
:mrgreen:
Their motto: "Servicing the entire Brown Valley region since 1974"
Their satire sometimes cuts a little too close to reality for some clueless people. In the past few days their story that Ghislaine Maxwell has tested positive for Covid-19 in a New Hampshire jail has been circulated as fact.
hahahahahahaha
I sent the Brown Valley candle story to a longtime friend of mine, he sent it to a female friend and she believed it! Too close to what Gwyneth actually does, I guess.
How Brown was my Valley :-*
Babylon Bee has some good satire pieces as well. Speaking of Ghislane Maxwell for instance.
https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-prison-hires-top-rated-italian-bodyguard-hillena-clintonelli-to-protect-ghislaine-maxwell
Quote from: 4stringer77 on July 08, 2020, 12:18:25 PM
Babylon Bee has some good satire pieces as well. Speaking of Ghislane Maxwell for instance.
https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-prison-hires-top-rated-italian-bodyguard-hillena-clintonelli-to-protect-ghislaine-maxwell
I love the Bee but let's stay away from political satire. Besides, vaginal satire is more fun.
Quote from: Dave W on July 08, 2020, 11:38:40 PM
I love the Bee but let's stay away from political satire. Besides, vaginal satire is more fun.
And once again, our peerless founder has discovered a great band name: Vaginal Satire.
Quote from: Pilgrim on July 09, 2020, 08:58:25 AM
And once again, our peerless founder has discovered a great band name: Vaginal Satire.
I like it! Will all the fans have to wear Gwyneth masks to shows?
Vaginal Satire? :rolleyes:
I prefer Pussy Joke as a band name. :popcorn:
Pussy Riot is already taken by that Russian band which used to be on the news from to time. I think I also saw a documentary they were in, but that was years ago. I can't say I know much about them.
New product line idea for Gwyneth: spices!
(https://i.imgur.com/cqWhiHP.jpg)
:mrgreen: