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Title: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: Dave W on March 02, 2019, 08:00:49 AM
A headline like this does grab your attention.

Women say they are suffering with smelly 'KETO CROTCH' as a result of following the low-carb regimen loved by stars like Gwyneth Paltrow and Jenna Jameson (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6757491/Women-complain-KETO-CROTCH-going-low-carb-diet.html)
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: Granny Gremlin on March 02, 2019, 09:33:03 AM
The vegans were right all along.
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: westen44 on March 02, 2019, 12:38:54 PM
According to Lana Del Rey, she smells like soft drinks. 
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: Dave W on March 02, 2019, 06:52:56 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kycCnrg.jpg)
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: uwe on March 04, 2019, 01:17:36 PM
What am I supposed to now take from this? That the new clam chowder is minestrone?

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/95/34/8595341be5571569152101be0ae2adbd.jpg)

And does the low carb recipe involve a soup stone, i.e. jade egg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO0HEQ8WSuA
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: uwe on March 04, 2019, 01:19:17 PM
Quote from: westen44 on March 02, 2019, 12:38:54 PM
According to Lana Del Rey, she smells like soft drinks.

Popping a cherry coke is not for me. That taste is artificial to us Yuropeans.
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: westen44 on March 04, 2019, 02:33:35 PM
Quote from: uwe on March 04, 2019, 01:19:17 PM
Popping a cherry coke is not for me. That taste is artificial to us Yuropeans.

I'm not sure, but I think it may have been her European boyfriend at the time who made the observation.  But it was Pepsi, not Coke.  Not that that makes all that big of a difference.  At any rate, it does sound way preferable to a keto fragrance. 
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: Dave W on March 04, 2019, 02:59:55 PM
"Smell like puddin' and it ain't no pie.
Same thing that you know you have to buy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: uwe on March 05, 2019, 12:11:59 PM
And my wife tells me that naming our new band Camel Toe is "juvenile". No empathy for my generally wideranging zoological interests at all.  :-\

(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/766/6-camel-toe-slideshow-camel-toe-1492709761.jpg?resize=480:*)

I hate to be misunderstood and pulled out of context.
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on March 05, 2019, 01:03:55 PM
Quote from: uwe on March 05, 2019, 12:11:59 PM
And my wife tells me that naming our new band Camel Toe is "juvenile". No empathy for my generally wideranging zoological interests at all.  :-\

(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/766/6-camel-toe-slideshow-camel-toe-1492709761.jpg?resize=480:*)

I hate to be misunderstood and pulled out of context.

I think "Stanky Camel Toe" has a nice ring to it  :-*
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: Dave W on March 05, 2019, 03:04:08 PM
Camel Toe was a band from Madison, Wisconsin back in the 80s before most people knew what it meant.

You should really use Moose Knuckle.

Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on March 06, 2019, 10:04:34 AM
Quote from: Dave W on March 05, 2019, 03:04:08 PM
Camel Toe was a band from Madison, Wisconsin back in the 80s before most people knew what it meant.

You should really use Moose Knuckle.


Shudders.


Scary, very scary.
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: uwe on March 06, 2019, 03:50:40 PM
You Yanks have a hard time with nature, huh?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: Pilgrim on March 06, 2019, 05:48:44 PM
Quote from: uwe on March 06, 2019, 03:50:40 PM
You Yanks have a hard time with nature, huh?  :mrgreen:

Evidently nature, science, logic, and good beer all challenge large portions of the population.
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: westen44 on March 06, 2019, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: Pilgrim on March 06, 2019, 05:48:44 PM
Evidently nature, science, logic, and good beer all challenge large portions of the population.

But we've got loads of TV commercials for prescription drugs.  Anyone who likes that is in heaven on earth.  You won't find those in Europe, though.  They're missing out. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_n8s44vxJE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffZUHWG66EA
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: Pilgrim on March 07, 2019, 06:51:36 AM
Brilliant!  The only thing they left out was the disclaimers at 4x normal speech speed.
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: TBird1958 on March 07, 2019, 10:11:09 AM
Quote from: uwe on March 06, 2019, 03:50:40 PM
You Yanks have a hard time with nature, huh?  :mrgreen:

It's difficult, not everyone can be as handsome as you or, as fabulous as me  :gay:
Title: Re: Gwyneth strikes again
Post by: westen44 on March 07, 2019, 10:42:58 AM
Quote from: Pilgrim on March 07, 2019, 06:51:36 AM
Brilliant!  The only thing they left out was the disclaimers at 4x normal speech speed.

There were actually quite a few good ones on You Tube.  Very funny.  But I didn't want to saturate the place with parodies.