A headline like this does grab your attention.
Women say they are suffering with smelly 'KETO CROTCH' as a result of following the low-carb regimen loved by stars like Gwyneth Paltrow and Jenna Jameson (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6757491/Women-complain-KETO-CROTCH-going-low-carb-diet.html)
The vegans were right all along.
According to Lana Del Rey, she smells like soft drinks.
(https://i.imgur.com/kycCnrg.jpg)
What am I supposed to now take from this? That the new clam chowder is minestrone?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/95/34/8595341be5571569152101be0ae2adbd.jpg)
And does the low carb recipe involve a soup stone, i.e. jade egg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO0HEQ8WSuA
Quote from: westen44 on March 02, 2019, 12:38:54 PM
According to Lana Del Rey, she smells like soft drinks.
Popping a cherry coke is not for me. That taste is artificial to us Yuropeans.
Quote from: uwe on March 04, 2019, 01:19:17 PM
Popping a cherry coke is not for me. That taste is artificial to us Yuropeans.
I'm not sure, but I think it may have been her European boyfriend at the time who made the observation. But it was Pepsi, not Coke. Not that that makes all that big of a difference. At any rate, it does sound way preferable to a keto fragrance.
"Smell like puddin' and it ain't no pie.
Same thing that you know you have to buy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00
And my wife tells me that naming our new band Camel Toe is "juvenile". No empathy for my generally wideranging zoological interests at all. :-\
(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/766/6-camel-toe-slideshow-camel-toe-1492709761.jpg?resize=480:*)
I hate to be misunderstood and pulled out of context.
Quote from: uwe on March 05, 2019, 12:11:59 PM
And my wife tells me that naming our new band Camel Toe is "juvenile". No empathy for my generally wideranging zoological interests at all. :-\
(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/766/6-camel-toe-slideshow-camel-toe-1492709761.jpg?resize=480:*)
I hate to be misunderstood and pulled out of context.
I think "Stanky Camel Toe" has a nice ring to it :-*
Camel Toe was a band from Madison, Wisconsin back in the 80s before most people knew what it meant.
You should really use Moose Knuckle.
Quote from: Dave W on March 05, 2019, 03:04:08 PM
Camel Toe was a band from Madison, Wisconsin back in the 80s before most people knew what it meant.
You should really use Moose Knuckle.
Shudders.
Scary, very scary.
You Yanks have a hard time with nature, huh? :mrgreen:
Quote from: uwe on March 06, 2019, 03:50:40 PM
You Yanks have a hard time with nature, huh? :mrgreen:
Evidently nature, science, logic, and good beer all challenge large portions of the population.
Quote from: Pilgrim on March 06, 2019, 05:48:44 PM
Evidently nature, science, logic, and good beer all challenge large portions of the population.
But we've got loads of TV commercials for prescription drugs. Anyone who likes that is in heaven on earth. You won't find those in Europe, though. They're missing out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_n8s44vxJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffZUHWG66EA
Brilliant! The only thing they left out was the disclaimers at 4x normal speech speed.
Quote from: uwe on March 06, 2019, 03:50:40 PM
You Yanks have a hard time with nature, huh? :mrgreen:
It's difficult, not everyone can be as handsome as you or, as fabulous as me :gay:
Quote from: Pilgrim on March 07, 2019, 06:51:36 AM
Brilliant! The only thing they left out was the disclaimers at 4x normal speech speed.
There were actually quite a few good ones on You Tube. Very funny. But I didn't want to saturate the place with parodies.