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Main Forums => The Outpost Cafe => Topic started by: Freuds_Cat on May 04, 2010, 06:25:35 AM
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OK now I reckon dave has been guilty of posting some pretty out there news articles lately so when I saw this one I couldn't resist.
I'm just gonna post it and walk away quietly .......
http://www.newser.com/story/87719/man-dies-after-friends-insert-eel-in-his-rectum.html (http://www.newser.com/story/87719/man-dies-after-friends-insert-eel-in-his-rectum.html)
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That much for having eel at Chinese restaurants. I always felt that those poor creatures looked intimidated in their aquariums.
Given the shape and general muscular nature of this species of fish, this has probably been tried before. Make sure to feed the fish before though.
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What a horrible way to go! Almost makes tapeworms pleasant by comparison.
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The first time I had eel on sushi I thought it tasted like ass. Now I know why. :P
And by the way, can we get a "vomit" icon, please?
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I hear a similar story once in a while in Holland about guys putting an eel in a girls knickers. It ate his way up, from the, erm, front.
In Holland we call this an Broodje Aap Verhaal. Monkey-sandwich-story. How's this called in English? Urban legend or something?
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With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Sorry.
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Everything ties together neatly today, Eels, rectums & the Catholic Church.
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Everything ties together neatly today, Eels, rectums & the Catholic Church.
What, no gay sheep? :rolleyes:
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With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Sorry.
You took my line ! great minds think alike. ;D
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/me is laughing with tears at these comments. :D
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No matter how drunk someone is, I can't imagine it would be easy to insert an eel up their ass.
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I think the worst we ever did in high school was shave one leg or one eyebrow off of the passed out dude.
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Hmmm, the time we chained a drunk, naked groom (to be) up to a petrol pump at the Smithfield Roadhouse
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Put another guy on the overnight train to Melbourne (800kms) so drunk that he slept almost all the way.
or....
um...maybe I will just stop now :sad:
I have to say though that I did stop them the time they wanted to paint a guys nutz fluro green the night before his wedding.
Eels in anus' over the line IMHO
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glUnzzoFUxg&feature=channel
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No matter how drunk someone is, I can't imagine it would be easy to insert an eel up their ass.
Eeels are incredibly strong. I remember extracting an oil barrel from a swamp when I was a ten year old and as the rusty brownish water poured out a suitably aggravated eel - it was really pissed at being evicted - came with it. I had pulled the oil barrel on land quite some bit, so the eel was crawling over land, it wasn't more than 2 1/2 foot I'd say, maybe 3, but I had no chance holding it in place, it was way too muscular for me back then. And it wasn't slippery and slimy either, rather leathery in fact, its sheer muscle force reminded me of a constrictor snake (which, btw, can exert pressure on a rib cage similar to a full-size train resting on it, you die not from suffocation or because your rib cage breaks, you die because the sheer exerted pressure keeps your heart from being able to pump anymore).
What I'm saying is: Anus muscle versus eel muscle, the outcome is pretty clear.
Uwe
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What I'm saying is: Anus muscle versus eel muscle, the outcome is pretty clear.
I'm thinking more reddish. :vader:
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That's not a "prank", that's a medieval torture technique!
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That was actually my fist thought. Reminded me of the rat in the cage strapped on the face of the poor victim whose mouth is forced wide open. Then heat is applied and the rat tries to escape having only one place to go.
"Room 101 is the worst thing in the world."
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That was actually my fist thought.
Mark... Uwe's calling...
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(apprehensively) Can we start with a thinner eel with its mouth clamped shut before we move on to, errm, greater things?
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(Freudian slip) ;)
(http://www.robotmonkeylab.com/Monkeyshop/Eel/Mermaid%20w_Eel.JPG)
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Lube anyone? :gay:
"Room 101 is the worst thing in the world."
Definately an all time fave book..........Ahhhh.................... The Ministry of Love ;)
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Oh man, I only realied that now, my "fist" thought. Freudian slip alright, how fi(s)t(t)ing!!!
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(Freudian slip) ;)
(http://www.robotmonkeylab.com/Monkeyshop/Eel/Mermaid%20w_Eel.JPG)
I've got a one-eyed eel for that redhead mermaid.
Course it ain't quite as big as that black one. heh
The so-called friends of the poor guy who died are gonna end up in prison with one-eyed eels up their asses too!!!