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Dave W

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Breakfast American-style
« on: March 04, 2014, 09:17:37 PM »
I saw this online with the caption "As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast."

Well, how unrealistic can you get?  ???  No orange juice? Only one egg? The coffee's not black. And the pistol always goes on the left.  :P

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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2014, 10:54:16 PM »
Also missing biscuits, hash browns or grits.  Definitely not a very interesting breakfast (or very American,) despite the foray into hyperbolic images. 
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2014, 11:42:45 PM »
wouldnt a teaspoon be easier?
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2014, 12:11:38 AM »


 It needs more bacon, and it should be cooler, so the grease is congealed - sheesh, get it right!
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2014, 03:59:43 AM »
My old drummer had a standard post-gig breakfast of a dozen runny sunny-side up eggs, a pound of floppy bacon and toast.  He did this 3 times a week when I first started working with him.
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2014, 05:23:30 AM »
I see Jesus in the toast.

One egg is insanity, I need at least 3.  And the pistol is more of a formal dining out type of a thing. For breakfast I always have an AR-15 and a machete.
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2014, 08:56:22 AM »
No jam for the toast?  Are we BARBARIANS here???

I do however approve of the pistol.  It appears to be an S&W Model 39, IMHO one of the finest semi-autos ever made.
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2014, 09:21:50 AM »
I applaud the absence of utensils
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2014, 09:59:34 AM »


 At least there's no napkin.........sleeves are best  :o
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2014, 10:51:28 AM »
Quote from: Pilgrim on March 05, 2014, 08:56:22 AM
No jam for the toast?  Are we BARBARIANS here???

I do however approve of the pistol.  It appears to be an S&W Model 39, IMHO one of the finest semi-autos ever made.
The gun looks more like a Sig Sauer P228 to me, the Model 39 has the safety on the slide and the triggerguard is rounder. Sheesh, Americans... ;)
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2014, 11:48:05 AM »
 

 When Uwe visits the U.S. later this year I'll be sure to pack him full of this at least twice  ;)
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2014, 11:52:46 AM »
Quote from: John Schoen on March 05, 2014, 10:51:28 AM
The gun looks more like a Sig Sauer P228 to me, the Model 39 has the safety on the slide and the triggerguard is rounder. Sheesh, Americans... ;)

You're right!  I'm more of an S&W guy...sue me, I still like wheelguns.  Dang, I'm turning this into the FDP.  Sorry.
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2014, 03:14:35 PM »
Why does it have to be a European that points out the BIG giveaway that it's not a real representation...

The plate with the bacon... surely that's barely the size of a side-order dish...?
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2014, 03:26:09 PM »
WTF - no melted cheese or kechup?
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Re: Breakfast American-style
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2014, 03:32:14 PM »
Shouldn't there be a spork on one side of the plate and a Bowie knife on the other?
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