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Title: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Dave W on May 06, 2023, 10:01:10 AM: Germany: Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry (https://apnews.com/article/germany-sex-bondage-tied-up-woods-67e336bfce654bdaee8f45ed7ac91a9a)
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Ken on May 06, 2023, 02:37:37 PM: Textbook definition of romance.
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: westen44 on May 06, 2023, 03:25:47 PM: It sounds like love at first sight.

https://youtu.be/__627t2bzJM
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: OldManC on May 06, 2023, 03:35:13 PM: I hope Uwe is alright!
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Dave W on May 06, 2023, 10:26:25 PM: Quote from: OldManC on May 06, 2023, 03:35:13 PM
I hope Uwe is alright!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Better check and see if he has any pantyhose markings on his head.
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Basvarken on May 06, 2023, 11:53:04 PM: He's been suspiciously quiet last few days... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: TBird1958 on May 07, 2023, 11:14:13 AM: That's where those pantyhose went, thank god they've been found!
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: uwe on May 08, 2023, 12:44:47 AM: Come on, give the poor guy some rope!

I also would like to refresh your memory, liebe Amerikaner, how one of your former Vice Presidents and author of The American Family: Discovering the Values That Make Us Strong remarked that "all American families need more bondage". Tie yourself in a knot about it.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/President_Bush_and_Vice_President_Quayle_pose_together_for_their_official_portrait_-_NARA_-_186393.jpg/440px-President_Bush_and_Vice_President_Quayle_pose_together_for_their_official_portrait_-_NARA_-_186393.jpg)

So we are just belatedly following trends from America, like we always do! ;D

And who said bondage and romance don't work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZXpL6djYis
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Alanko on May 08, 2023, 01:31:24 AM: Apparently this guy's safe word was "Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung".
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: uwe on May 08, 2023, 06:18:06 AM: You spelled it wrong, Alan! Why that wasteful hyphen that only makes it easier to understand?!

It's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung

for the motor vehicle insurance, and if you mean the insurance document itself, then it's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsschein,

finally, if you are the insurance holder, then it's of course

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaber,

unless there has been a change, in which case we have a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechsel,

which you will have to notify with a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechselanzeige.
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Rob on May 08, 2023, 07:09:16 AM: Quote from: Alanko on May 08, 2023, 01:31:24 AM
Apparently this guy's safe word was "Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung".

ROFLMAO
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: TBird1958 on May 08, 2023, 08:10:53 AM: Quote from: uwe on May 08, 2023, 06:18:06 AM
You spelled it wrong, Alan! Why that wasteful hyphen that only makes it easier to understand?!

It's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung

for the motor vehicle insurance, and if you mean the insurance document itself, then it's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsschein,

finally, if you are the insurance holder, then it's of course

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaber,

unless there has been a change, in which case we have a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechsel,

which you will have to notify with a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechselanzeige.

What a beautiful, romantic language. ;D
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Pilgrim on May 08, 2023, 08:23:28 AM: Dear Uncle Uwe: Is a safe word effective if you have to present your vehicle registration while saying it?

Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: uwe on May 08, 2023, 11:24:07 AM: Quote from: TBird1958 on May 08, 2023, 08:10:53 AM

What a beautiful, romantic language. ;D

Ourlanguageisverystraightforwardandstrictlyfollowsthelawsoflogic. Knowingbeforehandwhatyouaregonnareadhelps.
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: uwe on May 08, 2023, 11:25:40 AM: Quote from: Pilgrim on May 08, 2023, 08:23:28 AM
Dear Uncle Uwe: Is a safe word effective if you have to present your vehicle registration while saying it?

Asking for a friend.

Ofcourseyouneedproperidentificationoranyonecouldbesayingit!
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Alanko on May 08, 2023, 01:34:19 PM: Quote from: uwe on May 08, 2023, 06:18:06 AM
You spelled it wrong, Alan! Why that wasteful hyphen that only makes it easier to understand?!

It's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung

for the motor vehicle insurance, and if you mean the insurance document itself, then it's

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsschein,

finally, if you are the insurance holder, then it's of course

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaber,

unless there has been a change, in which case we have a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechsel,

which you will have to notify with a

Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungsscheininhaberwechselanzeige.

You silver-tongued devil!
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: uwe on May 08, 2023, 01:51:22 PM: Yup, a cunning linguist, that's me.

(https://shirtigo.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/solong.jpg)
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: ilan on May 10, 2023, 05:59:26 AM: It's called spacebar for a reason.
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: uwe on May 10, 2023, 07:11:31 AM: Youdon'tsay?

AndIalwaysthoughta-space-bar-wasthishere ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDpDhofRoXA
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: morrow on May 10, 2023, 09:24:21 AM: I remember a late night bar in St John’s , a harbour town with a legendary nightlife. Before we could walk up to the bar we saw two fights break out and a drunk Russian sailor grabbed me by the collar yelling “You dance with me!”
Always described it as the closest thing to that bar in Star Wars.
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: Ken on May 10, 2023, 09:56:25 AM: Quote from: morrow on May 10, 2023, 09:24:21 AM
I remember a late night bar in St John’s , a harbour town with a legendary nightlife. Before we could walk up to the bar we saw two fights break out and a drunk Russian sailor grabbed me by the collar yelling “You dance with me!”
Always described it as the closest thing to that bar in Star Wars.

Was he a good dancer?
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: morrow on May 10, 2023, 10:43:50 AM: I was rescued by the rest of the band , who managed to pry the sailor off me. We had finished playing in another bar down the road. This dive we went to was open for 23 1/2 hours a day at the time. Mid morning they’d close it for half an hour for the cleaners to hose down.
You also had to claw your way through about a dozen older hookers when you walked in after avoiding the drunk the bouncer had just thrown down the stairs.
It was quite the place. A bunch of musicians drinking after the gig , foreign sailors , and hookers. Rough bar.
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: uwe on May 10, 2023, 12:46:36 PM: "I was rescued by the rest of the band , who managed to pry the sailor off me."

How small-minded you are. Who knows if you get another chance.

(https://media.tenor.com/xMBvADU9iv8AAAAd/russian-dance-sailor.gif)

The urologist has finished his examination of the Russian sailor and says:

"Everything is fine, Comrade, but you have an interesting tattoo along the length of your penis: "Gleet". What does it stand for, a girl in a foreign harbor?"

The sailor shrugs:

"In action, Comrade Doctor? Glory and Honor of the Mighty Black Sea Fleet!"
Title: Re: Germany, land of romance
Post by: morrow on May 10, 2023, 01:39:51 PM: Haven’t seen any Russian sailors around town for years. They were once a fairly common sight here in Halifax.
And don’t get the opportunity to visit St John’s , used to go three times a year.
Pity , I used to love visiting St John’s. Great music scene there, and some wonderful players. One bar we used to play would lock the front doors at closing time , and continue to serve. Sometimes it was daybreak when we’d leave. I never had to drive there , so I could indulge after the gig.