I fear Chris is going through an identity crisis. Or trying to escape an alimony suit. The way he jilted Fräulein Rommel who had offered him her virginity, it does make you wonder what other skeletons might be lurking in the closet. I'm not buying that Fernandes bass story, do I walk around as "The Punisher" just because I have one on those basses Mr Simmons had produced by Fernandes?
Doug Fyghter must rank as the silliest name in this forum and its predecessors since Nosbig and Donnervogel. In the eighties, I played in a hair metal band calling itself Rat Roze, that was silly too, even though it was my idea ...
But at least I tried to look like a mix between John Taylor and Rick Springfield.
I want Chris P back. And his hat. Yes, he's deceived us before with Tbirds pretending to be Ric 4005s or the other way around, but this new split personality thing is hard to stomach. Plus: In that Doug Fyghter look he will be hard to tell apart from Mark. Pointy basses are bad for impressionable young people.
Uwe
