The Last Bass Outpost
Main Forums => The Bass Zone => Topic started by: Denis on April 17, 2013, 05:53:10 PM
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So, I went to the other forum for the first time in a long while.
The total number of idiotic threads is amazing, so I decided to start a list of potential threads here. Please add to this list as you see fit. :)
1. Show your basses with broken TRCs here
2. Show your basses with factory paint runs here
3. The "I repainted my bass" club part 109
4. If you repositioned your strap buttons show pics here!
5. The "I want to buy a non-Fender bass which sounds like a Fender bass" thread
6. The crappy bassists with expensive gear club (this one is actually a real thread)
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Here we could have a show your basses with broken headstocks thread ;D
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4. If you repositioned your strap buttons show pics here!
Finally!
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/0chromium0/forums/bc-rich/8197d407-15ab-45f4-98ff-0adf8c5ddd8b.jpg)
It might look better with tort, though.
Wanna know how much it weighs? :)
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Most threads over there can best be summed up as 'Tell me how to spend Mommy's money.'
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I'm in for #6!
And in the end I Always search for the sound and feel of my '76 Bird in every bass. I can make a list of about 100 basses I played which didn't sound like it? :mrgreen:
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There's little about anal sex there too. That really ruins it for me. I like a forum to fondly embrace, even engulf all the directions a member would like to go.
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There's little about anal sex there too. That really ruins it for me. I like a forum to fondly embrace, even engulf all the directions a member would like to go.
I agree Herr Moderator.............. ;D
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Hmmm? Maybe I should start a new poll. Which is better Jazz bass, Precision bass or anal sex? Wonder how long it would take to get removed?
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"what's 'da best bass for metal?"
this comment is so prevalant they finally had to give it it's own category. :P
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There's little about anal sex there too. That really ruins it for me. I like a forum to fondly embrace, even engulf all the directions a member would like to go.
Study the client's MO carefully for character traits...
Hmmm? Maybe I should start a new poll. Which is better Jazz bass, Precision bass or anal sex? Wonder how long it would take to get removed?
Popular subject here... it might run...
I could start the unfinished projects thread...
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I was just wondering what kind of bass I should buy in order to make it as a session musician 8)
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Hi-end boutique, obviously, full electronics package, and maybe a light show built into the neck...?
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I was just wondering what kind of bass I should buy in order to make it as a session musician 8)
Realistically, only a 12-string will do. People will then be camping at your doorstep to have you at their sessions.
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Realistically, only a 12-string will do. People will then be camping at your doorstep to have you at their sessions.
Yes, but it MUST be fretless and not a simple octave doubled four string and have a fretboard wide enough to land an airplane with ultra-low action and worm-eaten crucifix wood for the body and use an onboard Behringer impulse modelling preamp into the latest QSC power amp and speaker boxes from whichever cabinet maker spends more time trolling there than actually building anything.
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How can I make my hideously ugly mutant singlecut buckeye burl 9 string sound like a vintage Precision?
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I've always found the anal angles precarious in the heat of a discussion about basses, that's why I have found it quite civilized on this forum that most play it safely and gentlelmenly in the 'chrome vs black' hardware on one bass in particular. All swords would be drawn if it were ever suggested a black bridge be mounted on a genuine Precision made by the Fender Musical Instrument company.
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"what's 'da best bass for metal?"
this comment is so prevalant they finally had to give it it's own category. :P
Ya know, sometimes I look around at things and think I'm really a dumb ass :sad:. Then, I read stuff like this and I think , I'm a freakin' genius ;D.
I should be running the whole freakin' planet maybe the whole universe. I dunno ??? ;D
Rick
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We were all young once.
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yes, but we lacked the technology to display our dumbness instantly to the entire world.
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yes, but we lacked the technology to display our dumbness instantly to the entire world.
Priceless Sir!
That really did make me laugh out loud, thank you ;D
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Yes, but it MUST be fretless and not a simple octave doubled four string and have a fretboard wide enough to land an airplane with ultra-low action and worm-eaten crucifix wood for the body and use an onboard Behringer impulse modelling preamp into the latest QSC power amp and speaker boxes from whichever cabinet maker spends more time trolling there than actually building anything.
Crucifix wood. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
The only thing you forgot were the pure unobtamium triple light-wave pickups and a piezo under each bridge saddle!
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I like a forum to fondly embrace, even engulf all the directions a member would like to go.
Thanks Uwe, I almost blew Pringles out my nose!
How can I make my hideously ugly mutant singlecut buckeye burl 9 string sound like a vintage Precision?
;D
yes, but we lacked the technology to display our dumbness instantly to the entire world.
You guys are on a roll!
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And don't forget that someone needs to explain to me the scientific mystery behind Loctite or a drop of clear nail polish on Fender saddle screws - and re-explain it 3X a week.
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yes, but we lacked the technology to display our dumbness instantly to the entire world.
Yes , ladies and gentleman, this is what we call progress ;D.
Rick
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Yes , ladies and gentleman, this is what we call progress ;D.
Rick
All yuor progres are belongg to me! :P
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Which Post Hole digger should I use for my Home Lobotomy?
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Which Post Hole digger should I use for my Home Lobotomy?
Which post hole digger is best for metal?
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Which Post Hole digger is best for mental ;)
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I love this place ;D ;D.
I'm going in Tuesday the 23rd for my new hip and I am definately getting the best hip for metal :o 8). They assure me I'm gonna really set off any metal detector I may encounter. Gonna miss y'all for a week or so.
Rick
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I love this place ;D ;D.
I'm going in Tuesday the 23rd for my new hip and I am definately getting the best hip for metal :o 8). They assure me I'm gonna really set off any metal detector I may encounter. Gonna miss y'all for a week or so.
Rick
What's the Best Hip for Swing?
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What's the Best Hip for Swing?
Bobby Darin singing Mack the Knife? (Goes with the surgical theme...)
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"Tort guard with Flats" :D
Cures everything.
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Which Post Hole digger should I use for my Home Lobotomy?
Too late, the guy who would ask that question has already gone and done it.
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Too late, the guy who would ask that question has already gone and done it.
I hear the surgical steel ones........But you go in from the back of the skull.
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I hear the surgical steel ones........But you go in from the back of the skull.
You think it would matter that much ???
Rick
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the "bass players with hair club". yes, this legit.
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How can I make my hideously ugly mutant singlecut buckeye burl 9 string sound like a vintage Precision?
LOL! ;D
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Here's another one in the typical vein - "Violin bass with roundwounds: good for slap?". ???