Dumb threads on the "other" forum

Started by Denis, April 17, 2013, 06:53:10 PM

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copacetic

#15
April 19, 2013, 01:08:51 AM
I've always found the anal angles precarious in the heat of a discussion about basses, that's why I have found it quite civilized on this forum that most play it safely and gentlelmenly in the 'chrome vs black' hardware on one bass in particular. All swords would be drawn if it were ever suggested a black bridge be mounted on a genuine Precision made by the Fender Musical Instrument company.

rahock

#16
April 19, 2013, 05:34:35 AM
Quote from: nofi on April 18, 2013, 02:36:46 PM
"what's 'da best bass for metal?"

this comment is so prevalant they finally had to give it it's own category. :P

Ya know, sometimes I look around at things and think I'm really a dumb ass :sad:. Then, I read stuff like this and I think , I'm a freakin' genius ;D.
I should be running the whole freakin' planet maybe the whole universe. I dunno ??? ;D
Rick

Bargeon

#17
April 19, 2013, 06:55:42 AM
We were all young once.
Dyslexics untie!

nofi

#18
April 19, 2013, 08:05:03 AM
yes, but we lacked the technology to display our dumbness instantly to the entire world.
"life is a blur of republicans and meat"- zippy the pinhead

TBird1958

#19
April 19, 2013, 10:18:02 AM
Quote from: nofi on April 19, 2013, 08:05:03 AM
yes, but we lacked the technology to display our dumbness instantly to the entire world.


Priceless Sir!

That really did make me laugh out loud, thank you  ;D
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Spiritbass

#20
April 19, 2013, 11:01:54 AM
Quote from: Psycho Bass Guy on April 18, 2013, 07:29:14 PM
Yes, but it MUST be fretless and not a simple octave doubled four string and have a fretboard wide enough to land an airplane with ultra-low action and worm-eaten crucifix wood for the body and use an onboard Behringer impulse modelling preamp into the latest QSC power amp and speaker boxes from whichever cabinet maker spends more time trolling there than actually building anything.

Crucifix wood.  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

The only thing you forgot were the pure unobtamium triple light-wave pickups and a piezo under each bridge saddle!

gearHed289

#21
April 19, 2013, 12:26:51 PM
Quote from: uwe on April 18, 2013, 12:32:48 PMI like a forum to fondly embrace, even engulf all the directions a member would like to go.

Thanks Uwe, I almost blew Pringles out my nose!

Quote from: Dave W on April 18, 2013, 09:16:13 PM
How can I make my hideously ugly mutant singlecut buckeye burl 9 string sound like a vintage Precision?

;D

Quote from: nofi on April 19, 2013, 08:05:03 AM
yes, but we lacked the technology to display our dumbness instantly to the entire world.

You guys are on a roll!

Pilgrim

#22
April 19, 2013, 08:24:32 PM
And don't forget that someone needs to explain to me the scientific mystery behind Loctite or a drop of clear nail polish on Fender saddle screws - and re-explain it 3X a week.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

rahock

#23
April 20, 2013, 07:35:23 AM
Quote from: nofi on April 19, 2013, 08:05:03 AM
yes, but we lacked the technology to display our dumbness instantly to the entire world.

Yes , ladies and gentleman, this is what we call progress ;D.
Rick

Pilgrim

#24
April 20, 2013, 10:04:35 AM
Quote from: rahock on April 20, 2013, 07:35:23 AM
Yes , ladies and gentleman, this is what we call progress ;D.
Rick

All yuor progres are belongg to me! :P
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

TBird1958

#25
April 20, 2013, 10:06:18 AM


Which Post Hole digger should I use for my Home Lobotomy?
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Pilgrim

#26
April 20, 2013, 10:07:37 AM
Quote from: TBird1958 on April 20, 2013, 10:06:18 AM

Which Post Hole digger should I use for my Home Lobotomy?

Which post hole digger is best for metal?
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

TBird1958

#27
April 20, 2013, 10:34:16 AM


Which Post Hole digger is best for mental  ;)
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rahock

#28
April 20, 2013, 12:34:55 PM
I love this place ;D ;D.
I'm going in Tuesday the 23rd for my new hip and I am definately getting the best hip for metal :o 8). They assure me I'm gonna really set off any metal detector I may encounter.  Gonna miss y'all for a week or so.
Rick

TBird1958

#29
April 20, 2013, 02:33:18 PM
Quote from: rahock on April 20, 2013, 12:34:55 PM
I love this place ;D ;D.
I'm going in Tuesday the 23rd for my new hip and I am definately getting the best hip for metal :o 8). They assure me I'm gonna really set off any metal detector I may encounter.  Gonna miss y'all for a week or so.
Rick


What's the Best Hip for Swing?
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