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The Outpost Cafe / Re: Pussy Painting
« on: January 20, 2011, 12:19:15 AM »
I've made most of the money I've earned doing airbrush painting.
I've got a lotta stories about it. Here's one:
Brunette with HUGE orbs comes in my shop & tries on a flesh colored little blouse with titties painted on it & skulls on the tits.
It's WAY too small on her--the little titties arem't one fourth the size of hers.
So I say, "Don't worry-I can paint skulls right on your tits!!"
She smiles & says ok so I lock up the shop & she strips naked & tells me she & her boyfriend took LSD & she lost him.
I paint the skulls on her luscious breasts & then proceed to paint a portrait of myself wearing my beret on her crotch with her pubes for a beard.
Well I didn't have a beard so I wrote Z.Z. TOP across her belly.
The guys in ZZ were wearing berets too at that time.
Voila! Body Art
Knock knock
"Oh, that's my boyfriend at the door", she says. "Let him in."
So I let him in thinking this could lead to a fight...
So as he walks in & as he passes me I say casually "Nice turquoise ring ya got there."
Might seem dumb to say but it was an awkward situation & I just wanted to say something friendly.
He goes up to his girl who's standing there stark raving NUDE & gives her a big hug & kiss.
Then he turns to me & says,"You like this ring? You can have it for painting so nice on my old lady."
Takes off the ring, hands it to me as she gets dressed & they head out the door.
The End
I've got a lotta stories about it. Here's one:
Brunette with HUGE orbs comes in my shop & tries on a flesh colored little blouse with titties painted on it & skulls on the tits.
It's WAY too small on her--the little titties arem't one fourth the size of hers.
So I say, "Don't worry-I can paint skulls right on your tits!!"
She smiles & says ok so I lock up the shop & she strips naked & tells me she & her boyfriend took LSD & she lost him.
I paint the skulls on her luscious breasts & then proceed to paint a portrait of myself wearing my beret on her crotch with her pubes for a beard.
Well I didn't have a beard so I wrote Z.Z. TOP across her belly.
The guys in ZZ were wearing berets too at that time.
Voila! Body Art
Knock knock
"Oh, that's my boyfriend at the door", she says. "Let him in."
So I let him in thinking this could lead to a fight...
So as he walks in & as he passes me I say casually "Nice turquoise ring ya got there."
Might seem dumb to say but it was an awkward situation & I just wanted to say something friendly.
He goes up to his girl who's standing there stark raving NUDE & gives her a big hug & kiss.
Then he turns to me & says,"You like this ring? You can have it for painting so nice on my old lady."
Takes off the ring, hands it to me as she gets dressed & they head out the door.
The End
