The fact that this is a joke is a relief to me
. A few years back my kid and some of his buddies were going to put together a band. All they had to do(and in this order ) was write some songs, get a manager to line up some gigs, and last but not least, learn how to play
. I tried to teach the guitar player some basic barre chords but it was too difficult for him to do because he had his guitar slung so low. He had been working pretty hard on that low slung look and couldn't give it up just to squeeze in a few chords. He was determined to find another way that didn't involve all those different chord positions. Needless to say, the band never happened, but I sure would have loved to have caught my attempted training session on video. No one would have ever believed that it WASN'T a comedy bit
Rick