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Title: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: exiledarchangel on August 27, 2012, 03:48:10 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p4340.l2557&item=320523945166&nma=true&rt=nc&si=ZsechVZqBVTpMiSnCapYHfNXyVg%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Highlander on August 27, 2012, 04:23:19 PM
That's not all they're selling...
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: gweimer on August 27, 2012, 04:41:54 PM
Snake oil for sale on Ebay?  Say it isn't so!!
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Dave W on August 27, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Better buy now. eBay just announced a ban on spells, potions and psychic readings (http://techcrunch.com/2012/08/20/ebay-bans-the-sale-of-spells-potions-and-psychic-readings/). Am I the only one keeping a-breast of things?

I like this comment from the article's author: "Instead of signing a petition and sending letters to eBay executives, though, I would have expected most of these sellers to just use their magic to convince eBay to reverse this change."  :)
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: uwe on August 28, 2012, 09:17:49 AM
Snake oil for sale on Ebay?  Say it isn't so!!

The shelved Gibson Continental V bass was allegedly to be made of snake wood - was I missing something then?
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on August 28, 2012, 10:58:18 AM
...and to think I've been doing it for free all these years!
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: ilan on August 28, 2012, 12:29:50 PM
"Serious inquires only please."

She can cast a spell but she can't spell.

And the "serious" part, that made me laugh.
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Pilgrim on August 28, 2012, 01:59:13 PM
...and to think I've been doing it for free all these years!

What, free breast enhancement?

Or...just free breast massage?
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Dave W on August 28, 2012, 02:10:33 PM
I just checked (re my post above), August 30 will be the last date you can list in this and other "intangible" categories. Better get your boobies enhanced pronto.

Uh oh, too late, the seller has ended the listing "because the item is no longer available." Guess they're all spelled out.
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on August 28, 2012, 05:32:25 PM
What, free breast enhancement?

Or...just free breast massage?

Seriously, my wife says she could kill me sometimes because I have a goofy joke song that has actually made them bigger, no silicone involved, even as she's lost tremendous amounts of weight. 38DD and I'm not complaining.
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Pilgrim on August 28, 2012, 07:08:32 PM
Seriously, my wife says she could kill me sometimes because I have a goofy joke song that has actually made them bigger, no silicone involved, even as she's lost tremendous amounts of weight. 38DD and I'm not complaining.

Now YOU have the business opportunity - "We'll call and sing your boobs bigger!!  One phone call to happiness!"
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on August 29, 2012, 12:33:08 AM
You guys are going to think I'm making this up just because it's this forum, but the song does involve a massage and the words are in German, very, very POOR German that translates roughly:
 
"I love huge boobies, beautiful big boobies: not small, bad boobies. I love huge boobies."

..and you have to be in the shower, and soap helps, and I SWEAR I'm not making this up!

(BTW, I got the wife's permission to post this. I even had her review this post before I put it up.)
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: exiledarchangel on August 29, 2012, 02:54:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZzYm_AcLq8
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: uwe on August 29, 2012, 03:58:30 AM
 :mrgreen:

I am sure your German must be doing very well by now!!!

They forgot KaHoKl, an acronym for "Kanadische Holzfäller Klaue" or Canadian woodcutter's paw, indicating a certain size, with a Muvo, "Mund voll" or mouth full being on the other side of the spectrum.

I cannot believe I am writing this here. How old are we again?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: uwe on August 29, 2012, 04:00:35 AM
You guys are going to think I'm making this up just because it's this forum, but the song does involve a massage and the words are in German, very, very POOR German that translates roughly:
 
"I love huge boobies, beautiful big boobies: not small, bad boobies. I love huge boobies."

..and you have to be in the shower, and soap helps, and I SWEAR I'm not making this up!

(BTW, I got the wife's permission to post this. I even had her review this post before I put it up.)

I herewith demand presentation of the German version, mach schnell!!!
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: uwe on August 29, 2012, 04:05:36 AM
"Serious inquires only please."

She can cast a spell but she can't spell.

And the "serious" part, that made me laugh.

You wordsmith!!!
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Rob on August 29, 2012, 06:59:24 AM
Better buy now. eBay just announced a ban on spells, potions and psychic readings (http://techcrunch.com/2012/08/20/ebay-bans-the-sale-of-spells-potions-and-psychic-readings/). Am I the only one keeping a-breast of things?

I like this comment from the article's author: "Instead of signing a petition and sending letters to eBay executives, though, I would have expected most of these sellers to just use their magic to convince eBay to reverse this change."  :)

Yeah. . . you'd think they would have seen it comming!
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: exiledarchangel on August 29, 2012, 08:57:03 AM
:mrgreen:

I am sure your German must be doing very well by now!!!

They forgot KaHoKl, an acronym for "Kanadische Holzfäller Klaue" or Canadian woodcutter's paw, indicating a certain size, with a Muvo, "Mund voll" or mouth full being on the other side of the spectrum.

I cannot believe I am writing this here. How old are we again?  :mrgreen:

All these information are invaluable, thank you very much Uwe, I knew I could count on you. German porn industry, here I cum! :P
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: uwe on August 29, 2012, 09:45:19 AM
Shouldn't you be doing something about your deficit instead?!!!!
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: exiledarchangel on August 29, 2012, 11:41:45 AM
I'm working on it. Porn actors earn alot, so I've heard.
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on August 29, 2012, 12:29:05 PM
I herewith demand presentation of the German version, mach schnell!!!

I'll need the ASCII codes for the German characters, and frankly, I think my German will be more embarassing than outing my "gift."
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Dave W on August 29, 2012, 12:58:08 PM
I'll need the ASCII codes for the German characters, and frankly, I think my German will be more embarassing than outing my "gift."

At your service.  ;D

Ä    ALT+0196
ä    ALT+0228
Ö    ALT+0214
ö    ALT+0246
Ü    ALT+0220
ü    ALT+0252
ß    ALT+0223
€    ALT+0128
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Psycho Bass Guy on August 29, 2012, 01:25:49 PM
Ich liebe großße boobies, die hübsche großße boobies: nicht klein schlecht boobies! Ich liebe großße boobies!

...my apologies to Deutschland, and all my German teachers, the last of which was kind enough to give me a huge box full of concert t-shirts that her husband, a concert promoter had. There were three out of about fifty that I could wear, but it was a really nice gesture, even if it was out of pity. And now the extent of my knowledge of the langauge is confined to breast enlarging shower songs in half-english, which I can in no way market for financial gain. Never have I felt more truly American!
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: Highlander on August 29, 2012, 03:08:30 PM
I'm working on it. Porn actors earn alot, so I've heard.

I've heard it's hard work; the actresses certainly get plenty of tips...
Title: Re: Breast enhancement spell
Post by: uwe on August 29, 2012, 04:13:52 PM
I can see your acting name before my eyes "the Greek Hammer of the Gods", my big fat Greek ... whatever!

PBG, your Deutsch ist wundervoll, I am truly touched!