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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2015, 05:20:55 PM »
It's only a question of time until Henry J introduces the Flying V Steam - foist the moist one!
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2015, 05:26:05 PM »
Gonna play havoc with the electronics, I promise ya...

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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2015, 08:52:33 PM »
I'd rather think about a Flying V than Gwyneth's steamed V.

"Women should no more steam their vaginas than flush them with Lysol.”
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2015, 09:31:00 AM »
Quote from: Dave W on January 29, 2015, 08:38:08 PM
Her open-mouthed look in the first pic... is she imitating what her "V" looks like after steaming?

$64 a session? Wouldn't it be cheaper and cleaner at One Hour Martinizing?

Hey, I have old vaporizer and a plastic lawn chair.  Two minutes with my jigsaw and I'm in bidness! 8)  I'll be competitive at $49.95!
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2015, 09:04:11 PM »
Quote from: Lightyear on January 31, 2015, 09:31:00 AM
Hey, I have old vaporizer and a plastic lawn chair.  Two minutes with my jigsaw and I'm in bidness! 8)  I'll be competitive at $49.95!

I'm sorry I don't have my Wagner wallpaper steamer any more.
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2015, 08:47:32 AM »
Add a little Vicks Vaporub for a cheap thrill!
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2015, 09:35:58 AM »
Quote from: Pilgrim on February 01, 2015, 08:47:32 AM
Add a little Vicks Vaporub for a cheap thrill!

Nope!  ;D  That is an added service - $9.95!  $19.95 if they want the Ben Gay or Tiger balm muscle rub added  ;)
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2015, 12:00:21 PM »
So, as the Pythons say, the elephant garlic add-on would be "right out."
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2015, 03:44:37 PM »
Quote from: uwe on January 30, 2015, 07:51:20 AM


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Seems like great value for $195!
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Re: They're all virgins after a bath
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2015, 10:01:38 PM »
   LA ............... say no more.
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