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Dave W

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Ride 'em cowboy
« on: July 25, 2012, 07:25:16 AM »
"From Korea, for those who like to ride the horse in front of TV and in home comfort of their own space. For all family member, this home mechanical equestrian system will meet for all the family need. It help device to fitness you up! And reach the health goal! Live longer for now! Be your Ace Power!!"

How long before they offer a dildo attachment? For the whole family, of course.

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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 09:44:52 AM »
I can see some useful applications.
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 10:53:08 AM »


 Disturbing Dave.........






And yet I want one  ;D
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 11:09:41 AM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on July 25, 2012, 10:53:08 AM

 Disturbing Dave.........


And yet I want one  ;D

Funny, Mark.  I would have expected you to say "invasive" rather than disturbing.
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 03:02:46 PM »
Thanks for posting that Dave! I needed a good laugh today.
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 04:11:18 PM »
Well, now that I'm home and have seen the video, that looked NOTHING like riding a horse.  And I'm sure the manufacturer knew that from the start.
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 04:55:18 PM »
Oh my, I can see the kids at the athletic center at the college line up for a turn! Who needs an eliptical?  I haven't laughed so hard in months.  Good one Dave!
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2012, 05:58:47 PM »
I would imagine the next generation product with the vibrating seat would really be a big seller.
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2012, 06:43:42 PM »


 A generous supply of lubricant would be a nice addition.....
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2012, 06:45:05 PM »
OK...show of hands.  How many googled the obvious?
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Re: Ride 'em cowboy
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2012, 06:50:07 PM »
Quote from: gweimer on July 25, 2012, 06:45:05 PM
OK...show of hands.  How many googled the obvious?


 I'm still at work Gary.........I'll google myself later, when I'm alone.
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