Ride 'em cowboy

Started by Dave W, July 25, 2012, 08:25:16 AM

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Dave W

"From Korea, for those who like to ride the horse in front of TV and in home comfort of their own space. For all family member, this home mechanical equestrian system will meet for all the family need. It help device to fitness you up! And reach the health goal! Live longer for now! Be your Ace Power!!"

How long before they offer a dildo attachment? For the whole family, of course.


uwe

I can see some useful applications.
We've taken too much for granted ... and all the time it had grown ...
From techno seeds we first planted ... evolved a mind of its own ...

TBird1958



Disturbing Dave.........






And yet I want one  ;D
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gweimer

Quote from: TBird1958 on July 25, 2012, 11:53:08 AM

Disturbing Dave.........


And yet I want one  ;D

Funny, Mark.  I would have expected you to say "invasive" rather than disturbing.
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty

Nocturnal

Thanks for posting that Dave! I needed a good laugh today.
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HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU'RE AT

gweimer

Well, now that I'm home and have seen the video, that looked NOTHING like riding a horse.  And I'm sure the manufacturer knew that from the start.
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drbassman

Oh my, I can see the kids at the athletic center at the college line up for a turn! Who needs an eliptical?  I haven't laughed so hard in months.  Good one Dave!
I'm fixin' a hole where the rain gets in..........cuz I'm built for a kilt!

Pilgrim

I would imagine the next generation product with the vibrating seat would really be a big seller.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

TBird1958



A generous supply of lubricant would be a nice addition.....
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gweimer

OK...show of hands.  How many googled the obvious?
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TBird1958

Quote from: gweimer on July 25, 2012, 07:45:05 PM
OK...show of hands.  How many googled the obvious?


I'm still at work Gary.........I'll google myself later, when I'm alone.
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